NEED ONE FOR ORYX, MUST HAVE: - Balls that weigh 2.3 pounds or more (Each) - 7.4 million dollars worth of contact solution - Immunity to Poison Ivy - Broken up with at least 12 mistresses - Rock hard abs (5/6 must be actual rocks) - A Ph.D. from Harvard with a 5.1 GPA - The ability to teach college level AP neuroscience - Killed a Great White Shark with bear hands (I didn't mean bare hands. You first need to kill a bear) - 7 First Place Double, Backwards Iron Man Medals - The ability to speak Russian, Portuguese, and German at the same time backwards and upside-down - An autograph from a basketball player named Tom Brady - The ability to run a 4 minute mile in 3 minutes - Had sex with the Queen (her brother is also acceptable) - The ability to talk to animals in dog years - The ability to play jump rope with your slong - A Nobel Prize - A Ferrari - Won Tour De France while eating only Laxatives - Never in your life eaten Laxatives - Survived on an uninhabited island with nothing but a small city on it for 3 years - Watched Modern Family with our first president - Minimum 8 Kids, at least 9 of them boys - The ability to hold your breath for 1 minute (And then continue to hold your breath for the remaining 4 hours and 59 minutes) - Have flawless spelling and understanding of the English language WITHOUT autocorrect - The ability to sow hats in under and hour - Collectors edition of borderlands - Must have gotten every exotic in game from coming last place in crucible