I can't believe that after an entire year nobody has cleaned up the puddle by the vault terminals. I say that we all boycott the game until bungie takes care of that mess they've been neglecting. This is more game breaking than sunbreakers, nightstalkers, and loot caves but bungie seems to not even give two shits. Somebody could slip and fall in that puddle and die! Who will buy all the silver and protect the milky way if we all die in that puddle? For all we know that could be where rahool keeps his pet Golgoroth. Do we want that released onto the tower? That's what I thought. Sign here if you also agree that bungie should care more about the well being of its destiny guardians and to get the puddle removed.
Edit: it appears that many people have broken bones in that puddle. Wet floor sign needed ASAP! #Anklesmatter
Edit 2: some of you don't believe this is a serious problem. Let me tell you this: does your guardian have broken bones from slipping in the puddle yet? No? Well then you don't see the problem until you're also a victim. I'd also like to mention that the puddle may actually be a mixture of water, urine, and tears. But that could be debatable.
Edit 3: This seems to be a popular topic. As a fellow arc subclass user I urge all guardians to switch their subclasses off of arc while at the tower so that no accidental electrocutions occur while slipping in the infamous puddle. Think before you blink kids. #Arclivesmatter
Shout out to Theeviljuicebox for coming up with #Puddlegate!
Edit 4: it is now confirmed that Tess has spend her leave of absence recovering after slipping in the puddle and getting injured. The trading company is just a side job to pay for her expensive medical bill
Edit 5 (months later): STILL NO CHANGE! Sunbreakers, nightstalkers, exotics, gun nerfs and buffs, sparrow racing, festival of the lost, challenge mode, all of these things have happened since my post and yet bungie is surprisingly still neglecting the most game breaking problem that will ever face any game across time itself! Just the other day I was running through the tower and slipped in the puddle which caused my xbox 1 to freeze. Unbelievable. I had to actually use my ps4 for something other than rocket leauge. A shame I say, a shame. That's why I've reignited this puddlegate to hopefully bring the biggest issue to a close once and for all. Not for my own safety, but for the safety of all gamers, everywhere, before this puddle has a chance to spread into other games.
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That puddle gets more puss than all guardians combined, you can tell by how wet it always is.
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2 AntwortenI agree it soaked my foot wear smh.
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Its all the tears from Rahool
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3 AntwortenThat's where hunters cry
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I represent guardians of no win no fee. If you have had a trip or death that was a direct result of level design error then please contact me. I've won 95% of cases and out of the 10000 glimmer awarded each case, I'll only take 30%!
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6 AntwortenPetition to fire the broom robot for not doing its job! Stop cleaning one spot you dunce, ofcourse you're almost finished you have seen sweeping that place for a whole year.
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2 AntwortenWhen's the last time it even rained? Where the -blam!- is this water coming from?
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I swear something tried to grab my leg from it.
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2 AntwortenThe tower has the worst freakin janitor bots!!!
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1 AntwortenThere's always a queue of salty hunters straight out the crucible drinking from that puddle lately. Titans hide behind the kiosks laughing and pissing in it. Warlocks just walk past smirking. What's going down?
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Hashtag Guardian lives matter
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This is so pointless yet so hilarious
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i like to jump in that puddle
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Petition to give broom bot a mop to clean the puddle
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#anklesmatter #Puddlegate
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2 AntwortenIt adds some character to the Tower. Leave as is.
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After months of gathering data, it seems the puddle has high concentrations of salt...
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Its the tears of crybaby guardians
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It will never go away. That's the puddle of people crying about nerf this and nerf that. Then nerf some more when the nerf fest makes something else worth nerfing.
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It never rains in the tower so why hasn't the puddle evaporated? I'd like some dynamic weather. Bring on the lightning storms
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Petition to give broom sweeping robot a brother, puddle mopping robot.
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There are no bathrooms, so...
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1 AntwortenIts full of all the tears shed by gardians when rahool doesnt give them anything good[spoiler]which is every damn time we bring him an engram[/spoiler]
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Brilliant
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