I can't believe that after an entire year nobody has cleaned up the puddle by the vault terminals. I say that we all boycott the game until bungie takes care of that mess they've been neglecting. This is more game breaking than sunbreakers, nightstalkers, and loot caves but bungie seems to not even give two shits. Somebody could slip and fall in that puddle and die! Who will buy all the silver and protect the milky way if we all die in that puddle? For all we know that could be where rahool keeps his pet Golgoroth. Do we want that released onto the tower? That's what I thought. Sign here if you also agree that bungie should care more about the well being of its destiny guardians and to get the puddle removed.
Edit: it appears that many people have broken bones in that puddle. Wet floor sign needed ASAP! #Anklesmatter
Edit 2: some of you don't believe this is a serious problem. Let me tell you this: does your guardian have broken bones from slipping in the puddle yet? No? Well then you don't see the problem until you're also a victim. I'd also like to mention that the puddle may actually be a mixture of water, urine, and tears. But that could be debatable.
Edit 3: This seems to be a popular topic. As a fellow arc subclass user I urge all guardians to switch their subclasses off of arc while at the tower so that no accidental electrocutions occur while slipping in the infamous puddle. Think before you blink kids. #Arclivesmatter
Shout out to Theeviljuicebox for coming up with #Puddlegate!
Edit 4: it is now confirmed that Tess has spend her leave of absence recovering after slipping in the puddle and getting injured. The trading company is just a side job to pay for her expensive medical bill
Edit 5 (months later): STILL NO CHANGE! Sunbreakers, nightstalkers, exotics, gun nerfs and buffs, sparrow racing, festival of the lost, challenge mode, all of these things have happened since my post and yet bungie is surprisingly still neglecting the most game breaking problem that will ever face any game across time itself! Just the other day I was running through the tower and slipped in the puddle which caused my xbox 1 to freeze. Unbelievable. I had to actually use my ps4 for something other than rocket leauge. A shame I say, a shame. That's why I've reignited this puddlegate to hopefully bring the biggest issue to a close once and for all. Not for my own safety, but for the safety of all gamers, everywhere, before this puddle has a chance to spread into other games.
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1 AntwortenThis is sad just seeing this die like this so.... NECROBUMP
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Bump harder
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*lies there with a broken neck*
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Got my socks wet BUNGIE PLZ NERF TOO OP
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It's the tears the the guardians from year 1 when there legendary engrams would turn in to rares
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1 AntwortenIm gonna give this a quick bump #revive
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THE PUDDLE IS THE CHILD OF THE TRAVELER! BURN THIS HERETIC AND FEED HIS SOUL TO RANDAL!
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*SECRET* Exotic found in that puddle! From all the bones that have cracked have been forming ahamkarahs spear. Exotic shotgun/sniper or just leave it at shotgun. You must obtain this exotic by tea-bagging the water source for atleast 2 hours, then magically at that same exact pixel, it teleports you to the underworld! This is where you fight the almighty cryptarch. He has all your exotics which he never gave you guys. You need a team of 6 of random people at the tower to take him. You need to call ATHEON on speed dial, after you call him tell him to bring xylar and teleport you to the past where the cryptarch had nothing but shards and bullshit that he gives us. He should drop ahamkarahs spear. SO KEEP THE PUDDLE!!!!
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5 AntwortenPetition To SAVE the tower puddle.... Yes it may be full of urine and tears...BUT.... It could also have the last living Ameba on earth... I say we test the puddle for life before we wipe out an entire species
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3 Antworten*sticks the end of 2 jumper cables into the puddle* *hooks the other end of said jumper cables to dead sparrow battery* *waits for Stormcaller to come walking through*
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-blam!- man, i had just decrypted a legendary and got the hawkmoon that day. But when i was running around happy, and blissfully drinking hive blood vodka, i slipped on the puddle, accidentally threw my new hawkmoon down from the tower loosing my prize forever....
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Bearbeitet von Combo164: 10/20/2015 2:23:30 PMDon't you all see? The traveler is trolling us. After an entire year, you'd think the sun would've evaporated the water by now, but no. Obviously it's using whatever light it has left to protect that puddle just to troll us. That's why it hasn't healed yet. [spoiler][quote] Edit 4: it is now confirmed that Tess has spend her leave of absence recovering after slipping in the puddle and getting injured. The trading company is just a side job to pay for her expensive medical bill[/quote] It all makes sense now. CLEAN UP THAT DAMN PUDDLE OR MORE MICRO-TRANSACTIONS ARE ON THE WAY!!! DX THE TRAVELER PLANNED FOR SILVER ALL ALONG. The rumors were true. The traveler truly is our enemy[/spoiler]
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Bearbeitet von jmferris: 10/19/2015 10:50:30 PMThis just in, from the TPA (Tower Protection Agency): [quote]It has been brought to our attention that a solitary puddle in the main area of the Tower has recently drawn a lot of attention, including ours. Puddles in the Tower are a very rare and precious event, requiring everyone's effort to protect them for future generations. As such, we are placing a mandatory moritorium on any expansions in the Tower, until the puddle population has gained a foothold in its current ecology. In order to help preserve this puddle, we ask that all Guardians observe the following new mandates: 1. No open beverage containers in the Tower, due to risk of cross-contamination. 2. The two nearest Vault banks will be closed, indefinitely. We ask that you politely line up at any of the remaining Vault banks. 3. No enthusiastic dancing within 20 feet of the puddle. 4. Hunters can no longer lay cloaks over the puddle in acts of psuedo-chivalry, which are only thinly veiled attempts at getting strange from female Exo Guardians (who are mostly likely other males, anyhow). 5. All engram decryptions must be done by Master Ives, in the Reef. Compositional studies have shown that there is a distinct increase in salinity of the puddle, since the introduction of 3oC,. within the proximity of Master Rahool. Your cooperation is appreciated, and compulsory.[/quote]
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Those sweeping robots just sweep in the same spot for thousands of hours straight and they never clean those puddles??!? I say we fire them
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We need variety! Implament rain in the tower!
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1 AntwortenF*ck shadowshot, fix the puddle
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2 AntwortenDamn clap trap...
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I love that puddle
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After all that we've gone through don't we guardians deserve at least this much? #Puddleupbungie
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They had a $500 million budget and they still haven't patched the puddle? I'm done.
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2 AntwortenThe sweeping robot is only programmed to do so much.