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1 AntwortenMom:figure it out Whenever i have a problem and ask for help
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3 Antworten"I hope you die"-mom(very recent) " I'll beat the shit out of you - dad and his girlfriend(two years ago)
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3 AntwortenMe: *is born* Doctor: Aww, what a treasure! Mum: Yeah, let's bury it.
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1 Antworten"Well son, about the birds and the bees..."
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When I left the house: Mom: If you ever need anything, just ask, okay? A few weeks later: Me: Mom, can you help me with this? Mom: No, I'm not a charity fund. Okay than ._.
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I OWN YOU
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1 AntwortenWhy can't you be like your grandad [spoiler]my granddad was dead when this was said:([/spoiler][spoiler]jk[/spoiler]
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"You got a D on your test. This is pathetic" "If it were up to me, I wouldn't have kids but your mother said she would leave me if we didn't"
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My dad said that I stand in a way that's too feminine...
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Nothing my parents love me lol
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9 AntwortenMy dad called me an idiot for being a Christian [spoiler]hes a big atheist [/spoiler]
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You are a stomach baby
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Kill yourself, we would have aborted you but it was to late. [spoiler]liek if you cry evry time :,([/spoiler]
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I'm going to tie you to the roof of this car and drive as fast as I can until I come out and see you aren't there anymore just like I did to your long lost older brother George.
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Step mom, "Your dad has cancer." Mom, "Your father and I are getting a divorce." Dad,"I cheated on your mother." mfw
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"Your such a disappointment and you will never be my daughter-no matter what you do to yourself"
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2 AntwortenI'm way to careful to step out of line. Otherwise it's fuçking havoc
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1 AntwortenDad "don't make me turn you into sperm, stick you right back in my ntsack and fk your mother silly into birthing the son I've always wanted" [spoiler]I'm a guy[/spoiler]
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Nothing that I can recall at the moment, though I find my mother's unrestrained favoritism toward my younger brother the middle-child to be repulsive. He is a lazy underachiever who constantly disobeys yet she loves him the most, whereas I am the eldest child that bears the brunt of all the responsibility, work, and achievement. And I'm her least favorite. Our father is at least pretty even and fair with me, my brother, and sister. Dare I say it, I think that deep down, though he will never admit it, he sympathizes with me because he realizes just how much my mother and younger siblings under appreciate me.
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Dad: "I should have just left your ass at Walmart 6 years ago when I had the chance" Me: but I was only 6 years old... Dad:well I told you not to wander off but you're a moron.
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Bearbeitet von Commander Zavala: 9/1/2015 7:08:55 AM"You act so much like your mom." ~My dad He means that in a bad way. My parents are divorced.
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Sometimes I wish you died after you were born *had surgery right after birth
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suspicious