Ive got several Black Ops 3 beta codes left to give out. To win one, comment with your best Destiny joke.
In case you dont know: You redeem thee code at www.callofduty.com/blackops3/beta. You choose your console(XB1, PS4, or PC) after you redeem the code.
If you dont need a code, feel free to post a joke, but also say if you dont need one.
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I'm just here to say good job and its nice to know there are some great people on this forum.
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1 AntwortenWhy don't warlocks have exotic boots? Because they always get carried😂
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The setting is March 2015, during the last snow of the year up in old cold Minnesota. My friend: Hey, did you get that Light in the Darkness exotic bounty yet? Me: Yeah, it's been a real Thorn in my side. Haha...ha... *gets kicked from fireteam*
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Asura: 8/19/2015 12:53:27 PMI created a girl but she is so short that when I give stab'em say it's low blow
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Why are some Servitors called High Servitors because their on Dregs. And i was wondering if anyone still has any beta codes left
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*ahem* a non salty community. *ba dum tss* *everyone cheers loudly* *ears start to bleed* Guys pls stahp. *everyone turns into a squeeker with their headset halfway down their digestive tracks* Guys STAHP! *everyone makes terrible "your mom" jokes that weren't even funny back in 2011* *everyone gets kicked* Git wreckered m7.
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1 AntwortenYou wanna know a joke??. N O T T H I S C O D E 4 B R L 4 E N H D C 3 5 Comment if it works:)
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This game before TTK
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What is the difference between a ghost and a burglar?[spoiler]A burglar doesn't set off every alarm[/spoiler]
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can i plz have a code bo3
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PS4 UK Beta code please Joke: One does not simply drop mad beats in the gorgon lair!
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1 AntwortenPS3 work?
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Yo momma is so stupid she when she got killed by the Architects she thought they were another alien race. Yo momma is so stupid she used Chuck E. Cheese coins to buy Boons from Brother Vance.
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Your mom is so ugly, your dad takes her to work with her everyday just so he won't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Why are there no bears in Australia [spoiler]because they aren't koalafied [/spoiler] Why don't chickens wear underwear [spoiler]because their pecker is on their face [/spoiler]
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I have a R6 beta code. Looks interesting but NO Destiny
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A beta code would be nice
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Deesenuts
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Two IPhones walk into a bar. I forgot the rest.
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They fixed all the Crota cheeses
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The servers...
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Bearbeitet von ElderWolfWalker: 8/19/2015 1:23:53 PMWhat is Crota's least favourite strike? [spoiler]knightfall[/spoiler] What do Bungie and Crota have in common? [spoiler]they both have swords that cut content[/spoiler] Why don't warlocks get exotic boots? [spoiler]space magic doesn't work on high heels[/spoiler] What does Destiny and the Sleeper Stimulant have in common? [spoiler]they have both been cut into seperate pieces[/spoiler]
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Yo mama so fat [spoiler]When she put on Chatterwhite[/spoiler] [spoiler]Guardians mistook her for the Traveler[/spoiler]
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[b]** Don't need a code**[/b] Just don't want this golden one to be forgotten! Credit to FDMrogue on the "Destiny jokes?" thread: "A guardian dressed as a Titan walks into the "Titans Only" bar on the 40th floor of the tower. He walks straight up to the bar, slams 50 glimmer down and asks the bar tender for a double scotch on the rocks. The guardian downs the drink in one gulp, walks over to the window, opens it and jumps out. At this point, all the Titans are looking around wondering what in the world just happened. One of their Titanbros just killed himself. About 5 minutes later, same guardian walks back in, slams 50 more glimmer on the bar, asks for the double scotch on the rocks again. He downs the drink in one gulp, then proceeds to jump out the still open window. At this point, all the Titans are freaking out, they have no clue what's going on. Then one Titan steps up, he's the biggest, meanest, toughest Titan in the bar. He simply says "That's nothing, if he can do it, I can do it!" This guy walks over to the bar, slams down 50 glimmer, drinks the double scotch in one gulp and jumps out the window. The bartender picks up his phone and calls Commander Zavala and Ikora Rey. He simply says "You two may want to get up here, Wally the Warlock is messing with the Titans again"
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2 AntwortenBearbeitet von BigDave: 8/19/2015 12:51:26 PMWhy did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken. The chicken who? The chicken who just crossed the road you dumbass.
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