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8/22/2015 1:02:11 PM
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Invent a joke destiny exotic
Invent an exotic that's so bad it's funny and share it in the comments.
Edit: I see some awesome exotics! Keep them coming guys \^_^/ ! Take notes bungie these people are real exotic inventors.
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N3-RF Hand Cannon Exotic Perk: N3-RF Silver Bullet Makes all of your opponents weapons lose 100% damage.
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No land beyond
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Zilch Exotic hand cannon Description: none available Rate of fire: 0 Impact: 0 Stability:0 Reload:0 Exotic perk: zip this perk does nothing. Perks flinching: does not help you aim under fire. Perk tree: Impaired magwell: does not boost your reload speed Imperfect balance: this does nothing to boost stability Unsend it: does not increase range and accuracy
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Bearbeitet von Shermanator74: 8/22/2015 12:44:10 PMName- what goes around comes around - quote: "you deserved it " -rocket launcher -2 shells per clip Intrinsic Perks: tracking Perk 1 - repellant: causes all near a ammo boxes to be repelled away from you Middle perks- Missing round- reloading this weapon has a chance to load shells with out any payload Inverted view- when looking down this weapons sights it only shows what is behind you Loud and Pretty- switching to this weapon markers you location to all enemies and provides 200% aim assist boost to your enemies Exotic perk 2- Backfire- firing this weapon has a 90% probability of of it changing course and heading back to kill you
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I'll just quote a post I made that got a whopping 0 replies. [quote]A new exotic hand cannon was revealed with Gameinformer today! It's white (kind of crystallized) and is a high impact, low RoF gun. [b]NaClator[/b] [i]"Bathe in thine tears to quench thy thirsty bloodlust"[/i] Exotic Perk: Precision kills cause rupture in the emotional systems of Guardians, especially Warlocks.[/quote]
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Exotic auto rifle: "A-team" "I love it when a plan comes together" Perk 1 "Hanibal's on the Jazz" Firing wildly from the hip alway hits enemies Perk 2 "Pity the fool" Guardian is menacingly strong and intimidating but doesn't jump as high due to fear of flying Perk 3 "Black with a red stripe" Allows a new paint scheme for your guardian's sparrow Perk 4 "One hour" No matter how tough missions seem, they always get wrapped up within one hour
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Exotic gauntlets: "Single White Glove" "Who's Bad" Perk 1 "Moonwalker" Guardian moonwalks when backing up. Can chain with dance moves and causes all enemies to start dancing in sync with guardian Perk 2 "King of Pop" Automatically pops ammo synth when out of ammo Perk 3 "Smooth Criminal" Allows guardian to steal exotics from other guardians while at the tower Perk 4 "ABC123" Allows guardian to send forum trolls back to level 1 Hidden perk "Man in the Mirror" Allows guardian to level up incredibly fast
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The Killer Bee Class: Hunter Type: Helmet "The sting felt a universe over" Shooting any Bungie employee with Golden Gun undoes all their stupid mistakes.
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Mortality: Void damage assault rifle. Perfect impact, perfect balance, perfect range. This weapon has a finite lifespan and finite perks. Every time the weapon is equipped in pve or pvp the perks of the weapon decrease (until certain levels are met). Also, the weapon will dismantle itself after being used 365 times.[/quote][/spoiler]
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Broom of flaming, furious, sweeping doom Description: [i]"There's nothing left" "Not even the light"[/i] Perk 1 of 1: Upon a single sweep the fabric of reality collapses, ActiVisioN bends you over, and fûcks you with it's money dick
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Bearbeitet von lMGPl_Mister_K: 8/22/2015 4:03:13 AM"Knife to a gun fight" Weapon type: sword Has the same look as elucidator Weapon description: looks can deceive Base perk: "agi-build" this weapon doubles current agility stat when held, and also boosts jump height and jump speed Perk tree one: Lightweight: faster swing speed Stoping power: higher damage Special perk 1: Infernal rage: weapon gains increased swing speed and allows the user to lunge while using it Perk tree 2: Sharpened edge: increased damage, slower swing speed Lightweight materials: increased lunge distance, lower damage Exotic perk: "cursed" This weapons true power is unleashed, getting a multi kill With this weapon will activate a hidden rage mode and will allow you to wield 2 swords With greatly increased swing speed and lunge distance, you will also pull out 2 swords When using your super
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Oops, I made a mistake :) Exotic sniper rifle It's a gally shaped sniper, with the same scope and everything, although instead of missiles shot it shoots no land beyond bullets, with the same reload and animation
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1 AntwortenRahool's Tool Exotic Engram Launcher Shoots exotic engrams at enemies, causing them to become excited and scramble to pick it up. This often causing them to turn on each other. The exotic engram turns immediately to a white item upon decryption causing spontaneous combustion from rage.
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The Honor Exotic Sword When low on health commit honorabru suidide to restore honor to the clan
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Exotic helmet: The Beard of Chuck Norris "I would roundhouse you but why don't you just save me the trouble" Perk 1 of 1 (only one is needed) "Fear the Beard" When enemies see you they commit suicide... they know they won't win"
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OCD in a nutshell Exotic machine gun Solar High RoF , low impact Holds 99 round Luck in the chamber Randomly reloads at any point below 99 rounds left in mag
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Fûck you Fusion rifle "Just To piss you off guardian, i crafted this" -the chryptarch Mag-7 1 charge rate 75 damage 100 stability 75 reload 35 range With pretty good stats for a normal fusion, the charge rate is the longest of all of these type of weapons, at a terrible 10 second charge time and only giving a normal damage stat Exotic perk-when inflicting damage, it leaves a mark kn the enemies body like thorn. Unlike thorns green and blackish color, it leaves a picture of master RAHOOL flipping you off
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1 AntwortenNechrochasm
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Placeholder [spoiler]made in 2008[/spoiler]
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Exotic machine gun: Schwerzenegger "The Governator Returns" Perk 1 "Get down, NOW!" Allows guardian to lie prone for increased stability Perk 2 "I'll be back" Any shot in the back is critical Perk 3 "It's not a tumor" Hits on targets deal damage over time Perk 4 "Pump you up" Holding the trigger makes your guardian gain muscle mass and intimidates enemies to a much lower accuracy
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The ragdoll: -machine gun -med rate of fire -low impact -med range -perk 1 - weapon fires faster the longer it is fired -perk 2 - Mark of the doll, bullets do poison damage - perk 3 - ragdoll, bullets turn into mini ragdolls on impact restricting all the victims abilities and he is slowly pulled towards the nearest enemy, ragdolls can be removed by shooting them
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Destiny joke... Destiny.
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No land beyond..... oh wait
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Hey guys! So I had an idea for one called "No Land Beyond," and it's basically a WW2 bolt-action rifle but in Destiny!
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Here's a couple, based off of military humor. Weapon Name- Green weenie Description- "darkness comes in all forms, even after death we are voluntold for police call. I chose this weapon because I want to wield the power of the SNCO" -enlisted guardian Type- exotic primary sidearm Damage type- kinetic Perk1- ammo regenerates over time but dramatically reduces ammo drops from enemies killed Perk2- xp gains from other players' kills with critical damage is awarded to user of this weapon Hidden perk- always spawn with full ammo when used by a player level 34 or higher Exotic perk- when player using this weapon dies, the whole fireteam is sent to orbit Weapon name- Blue Falcon Description- "ca caw ca caw, I'm here to f*** you all" -blue falcon Type- exotic pulse rifle Damage type- arc Perk1- all rounds fired that miss their target are immediately returned to magazine, dramatically reducing fireteam reserve ammo Perk2- near death replenishes health but drains health from another player on fireteam Hidden perk- death caused by critical damage causes firefly effect killing nearby allies Exotic perk- if a super is wasted, player dies, or fail at jump... all fireteam members are demoted to level 1 [spoiler]P.S. 8/22/2015 is buddy check 22 day. A day that all of you veterans, active duty, reservist, and willing volunteers can phone call, private message, or email a veteran and see how he/she are doing. Why the 22nd? Because it is estimated that each day 22 veterans take their own life. If you want to do something kind for someone, this is something anyone can do, takes maybe 2 min. A simple thank you for serving to giving words of encouragement can go a long way. Thank you and God Bless [/spoiler]
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1 AntwortenBearbeitet von Helics: 8/21/2015 11:54:17 PMMatador's Lie +1 - Exotic Shotgun Impact:100 RoF:2 Magazine:2 Perk - Shot Package 2.0 Aiming this weapon forms the pellets into one round, which can one hit kill at any range. Exotic Perk - Cuppa Teabagging an enemy after a kill fully recharges all your abilities and super. Exotic Perk - Stop Trying Ammo cannot be picked up for this weapon. The only ammo available is the starting ammo, which gives you 4 bullets.
