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Bearbeitet von Final fantasy:
4/11/2015 12:56:42 PM
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[b]** Boy texted his dad saying **[/b]
[b]Boy: [/b]I got expelled
[b]Dad:[/b] WHAT WHY
[b]Boy: [/b]cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my bone but words will never hurt me
[b]Dad:[/b] and
[b]Boy: [/b]so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose
[b]Dad [/b]: lol that's my boy
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#off-topic.
Like my post if you like boobs !
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I like books...
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That edit tho
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Insert Troll face here
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Some one else likes Drake and Josh
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The last word hurts me quite alot
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Bearbeitet von ethanranaei: 6/15/2015 5:33:07 PM*Noob just unlocked the crucible* *he walks up to Lord Shaxx* G:"Lord Shaxx, what is the point of the crucible? To me it's just a bunch of guardians killing each other. *music from the cinematic after level two when you talk to speaker* *In a proud voice* S:"To test the limits of the heroes that protect our city. For them to test their mettle, learn each others battle tactics, and to strengthen their fighting ability, their light, and everything else." G:"Umm, OK then." *guardian walks away* *Titan Vanguard Commander Zavala overheard and walks up to Shaxx* Z: *chuckles* "Did he fall for it?" S: "Of course he fell for it! But seriously, do they think it's fun just standing, rarely selling weapons? No, anyone will die of boredom. It feels great no one knows what I really do." *Shaxx claps and down comes a TV* *The TV shows a hunter getting pummeled by a titan using shoulder charge as the titan says "This should charge your batteries! And the hunter says EVERY -BLAM!-ING TIME!!!* *They both laugh like crazy* *On the TV, a warlock comes, but the titan kills him and starts teabagging a storm, but the warlock activates self res and kills the titan, and as he goes down he says "EVERY -BLAM!-ING TIME!!!* *Warlock vanguard Ikora Rey comes* I: "What are you two weirdos laughing about? I'm trying to study!" *She sees the TV* I: "Oh, is that it? Hey Cayde! Bring some popcorn!" *Cayde comes in with the popcorn* S: "Hey Dead orbit Future war cult and New Monarchy! We are watching crucible! Wanna come?" D.O.: Of course we know that! We can hear you all the way over here you stupid excuses for vanguards! *silence* D.O.: " I mean, we would love to! Do you have popcorn? C: "Yes, I'm always ready with some pop." *All the factions come* N.M.: "We will bet 10,000 Glimmer on the Warlock!" D.O.: "Quiet! We will bet 15,000 on the warlock!" F.W.C: "We will bet 500,000 on the titan." Z: "You have way too much money." *On the TV, here is a titan in the crucible alone in a room. He looks around, and brings out a dead smartphone. He looks around again and slams it against his shoulder, and the shoulder charge charges his phone, and he plays on it* *Shaxx beckons everyone to be quiet, and pulls out a mic from the TV.* S: "NO PHONES IN THE CRUCIBLE!!" *The titan jumps and he accidentally throws the phone off a cliff* At the end, the titan wins! Meanwhile, the lonely cryptarch decrypts an legendary engram into a rare toaster, and says Roses are red, your item is blue, your engram was purple, it sucks to be you!
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I dont get it
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3/4 o this eas copied from a differnt post
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How long did it take u to type that?
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About 45 minites, why?
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im imagining this and it is hilarious
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And the whole time, I was there. Watching. Invisible. XD
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Bearbeitet von MA50N-757: 6/14/2015 2:48:33 PM-redacted-
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Bearbeitet von pValue2010: 5/28/2015 11:31:34 PMBuzzkillington coming in - "sticks and stones may break my bones" means that physical violence does hurt you. That phrase is saying verbal bullying doesn't affect you. Also, who the f texts their parents that they got expelled. If it were me, I'd hide it as long as possible. Tldr: bad joke
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I'm calling it like I see it you just want attention-_-
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Can't say no
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Complete shitpost.
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I felt obligated to like
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For the tatas
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For the tatas.
