stop hitting on Internet chicks i keep seeing you doing it and its pathetic especially after you make this fake post about a "girl"

Love don't matter. Only mother-blam!-ing games matter.

You should have gotten a peticure, and your nails done to 1. Rub it in his face 2. Make him spend money 3. Talk to your crush 4. Possibly go out with your crush 5. Play it off cool

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Man this is like the third time you've edited the title... is the hate that strong?

This reinforces my belief that everyone on this forum is 12. Back to reddit now.

I guess you can say he [b]Nailed[/b] that joke. Hurr hurr hurr

Maybe the chick's at the salon give handys in the back room. My dad bought me my first woman. Given I was 12 at the time.

#offtopic

o-f-f-t-o-p-i-c

Today I was in a band practice room with a girl I had a crush on . Things were going great and I was close to sealing a date with her . Out of nowhere , I faintly smell a fart , and me being a true beta , I promptly asked if she had farted . Feelsbadman.JPEG

[b]What are you doing here?[/b] [quote]Bitch, I'm here to get a MANicure! Bitches love MANicures. Now get on you knees, this dick isn't gonna suck itself![/quote] NOW THATS, how you handle that situation.

I'm a child psychologist and I work with foster children mostly. Sometimes I even go to their schools to do sessions. So anyway, I go to meet with this kid, causes so much trouble he gets kicked out of church so I got him good today. I arrive at his school and the second the school counselor leaves I look at him and whisper "We have to get out of here right now. Nobody knows this because they are trying to stop a panic but Alaska invaded the United States. I'm taking you right now to meet up with your foster parents at FBI headquarters(because he knows I work with them sometimes). Then I burst out laughing saying April Fools. You guys should have seen the look of absolute horror on that kids face before i told him it was a joke. He laughed really hard so no harm done probably.

Shoulda owned it and made your dad get you a pedicure. You'd probably be surprised how well it woulda worked out.

...how fat was she [spoiler]#satire[/spoiler]

No more disliking your dad?