On April 1st as an event that stays with the game forever (hear me out): when going to the speaker, you realize the huge gate across form him is opened and you go to it, its a huge mess of mangled vines and shrubbery coated on what seems to be a circular room where grown over halls colide and in the center (or it could be any other doorway/door that has opened up, like that garage style door by the red clan people, and inside of the room could be a beat up shack with nails on the floor and a cardboard opened up box placed in the center), you see some weird guy dancing next to a radio that is spewing out a god-aweful techno beat and you go up to him "whats poppin guardian?" and you hold the interact button; "Dance Coach" and the coach will give you an option to buy new/ancient dances and equip them to be used whenever you want. let me do the nae nae over someone i just killed, or do the disco point mid firefight, or moonwalk into battle, or shuffle with my new glow in the dark dance boots, or etc. Comment dance moves and ill add em' *Sometime next month im going to the Bungie office to pitch this idea of the Dance Coach and these dances: Smoney, The Carlton, Macarena, Dougie, Twerk, Shuffle, Electric Slide, The Bernie, Disco, Nae Nae, Praise The Sun, Gangnam style, and The Whip.