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Edited by Rynosaurus Reks: 11/7/2016 1:52:01 PM
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Best Mindfücks Ever

The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly. What can you come up with that makes people's brain hurt? If you can find good paradoxes, by all means... Edit 1* I wonder why this isn't "trending". Edit 2* Wow. 7,000+ replies/posts. Keep them coming!
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  • Edited by Valkorion: 10/10/2015 12:46:13 PM
    The next statement is true but the previous statement is false

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    • Mind-blam!-s? Okay. The last airbender.

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    • How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb [spoiler]Fish[/spoiler]

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    • Edited by Rynosaurus Reks: 10/12/2015 12:29:02 AM
      I just thought of a couple: All of Excision's Shambhala Mixes [spoiler]2008-2015[/spoiler] They literally fück your mind.

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    • You have 3 light switches, and you need to figure out what switch turns on the lamp in the next room. The catch, you cannot see inside the room the lamp is in, you can only enter the room once, and you cannot tamper with the switches wiring. How do you tell what switch turns on the lamp? [spoiler]you turn on one switch wait an hour then turn on another switch. If the bulb is hot it was the switch you left on for an hour, if the bulb is off and cool it's the switch you didn't turn on.[/spoiler]

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      • If i have 4 pencils and you have 5 apples, How many pancakes can fit on the roof [spoiler]the answer is purple because aliens don't wear hats[/spoiler]

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        • Edited by dragonlord896: 10/18/2015 5:06:51 PM
          The statement "the only rule is there are no rules" is a paradox. If there is one rule than that breaks the rule of there being no rules so there cannot be no rules because there isn't a rule saying there cannot be rules.

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        • Edited by Promethean241: 10/11/2015 9:10:15 PM
          This comment is no longer a riddle. Instead it's about pie. Discuss.

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          • For electrical minds: A 240 volt delta Hi leg motor must have the hi leg connected to the right terminal, or it won't work. You can reverse to other 2 phases to reverse rotation. Since no ground is connected to the armature, how does the motor know which is the hi leg. All phase to phase reads 240 volts, and with no ground present, how does it detect that one line reads 208 volts to ground? There are engineers who can't get this..

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            • Real eyes realise real lies

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            • If ur penis is in ur mouth and ur head is in ur butt and ur butt is in a hole and the hole is in the ground and the ground is in the earth and the earth is going inside the sun and the sun is going inside a wormhole then where is ur penis?

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              • Read lana backwards

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                • Edited by Rynosaurus Reks: 10/15/2015 5:57:23 PM
                  I'll contribute once more: #1: A crocodile steals your son and promises to return him only if you can correctly guess what the crocodile will do with your son. Assuming the croc keeps its word, what would happen if you guessed that he wouldn’t return your son? #2: If you choose an answer to this question at random, what is the chance your answer is correct? A) 25% B) 50% C) 60% D) 25%

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                  • If god can do and create anything, can he create a rock so heavy even he cannot lift it?

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                    • Edited by From Shadows: 10/17/2015 8:50:27 AM
                      If time travel is ever possible, then it was always possible. And it will be again.

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                    • Karen rolls her own cigarettes using tobacco from old cigarette butts. She can make one cigarette from ten butts. If Karen has 1,000 cigarette butts, how many cigarettes can she roll?

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                      • You eat pizza from the inside to the outside

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                        • U asked

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                        • https://vid.me/ZM8B

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                        • Isn't it funny how the the human mind doesn't process reading two "the's" when they are next to each other in the same sentence? Read it again :) Do this in your head, What's 1+1? What's 2+2? What's 4+4? What's 8+8? Name a vegetable. [spoiler]Was it a carrot?[/spoiler] Count every " F " in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? 3? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. The reasoning behind is further down. [spoiler]The brain cannot process "OF".[/spoiler] Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. Cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The Phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, It deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae . The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If You enojyed this pls comment -copypasta :)

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                          • This statement is false

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                          • Penny's mom had 3 kids, one named Dime and another named Nicky, what was the third kid's name? [spoiler]teehee[/spoiler] [spoiler]spell Icup[/spoiler] [spoiler]teehee[/spoiler]

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                            • When you think of no existence It is usually pitch White Black Which one?

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                              • So, a smart blonde, an honest politician, Santa and a dumb blonde are all walking down the street discussing the world poverty issues when they come across a hundred dollar bill. In the Spirit of fairness, the politician suggests that they all state their reasons for deserving the money more. The Smart Blonde said that she had just finished her last semester at Oxford where she studied political sciences and that every little bit helped. The politician, being the Honest man he was said that he would have given it to the local orphanage to help with their low food budget this month. Santa said that it would help buy his elves new hammers for their work, since the old equipment was getting creaky. The dumb blonde however said that she needed to get a new pair of shoes and that $100 would help. Who gets the money? [spoiler]No one. The first three aren't real and the dumb blonde thought that when she stepped on it, it was chewed up gum.[/spoiler]

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