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Edited by Rynosaurus Reks: 11/7/2016 1:52:01 PM
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Best Mindfücks Ever

The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly. What can you come up with that makes people's brain hurt? If you can find good paradoxes, by all means... Edit 1* I wonder why this isn't "trending". Edit 2* Wow. 7,000+ replies/posts. Keep them coming!
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  • Are you the one i am speaking to?

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    • There are two doors, one guard guards each door (so 2 guards) One door leads to everythig you ever wanted, the other leads to death. You may ask one question to each guard, but only one, the trick is: one guard always lies and the other always tells the truth What question do you ask?

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      • Spell mom backwards....

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        • This sentence is false.

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        • What if we all saw different colors? Like what if the color I see for blue is the color you see for yellow, but we all think they're the same color because that's what we were taught? Then theoretically we could all have the same favorite color.

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          • You are in a room. There are no exits, all there is, is a table and a mirror. How do you get out? [spoiler]you look in the mirror and you see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in 2 halves. Then take the 2 halves and make them into a whole and you jump in the hole and get out! [/spoiler]

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              The invention of the shovel was ground breaking.

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              • schrodinger's cat theory is pretty interesting. For those that don't know it essentially explains the multi verse,saying that "if I were to open this box, my cat will be inside either alive or dead. For whichever outcome there is a universe where the opposite happened. For every outcome there is a universe". This is the multiverse theory explained with schrodinger's cat. There is one glaring problem with this ;some of the "outcomes would be impossible. For example, I'm a Christian. According to the theory I would be atheist in one, Mormon in another, easy stuff to get. The problem is for every outcome to exist that means that in one universe ,God a being above universes , would exist in one and not another. Furthermore,for every outcome to exist simultaneously,there has to be a universe where none of this is true causing a paradox

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                • Beethoven's 5th paradox Imagine you have a time traveller who loves Beethoven and decides to travel back and meet his hero. However on arriving, he discovers Beethoven has not and will not write any of the music the time traveller loves so much. The time traveller, desperate, decides to copy out all of his favourite tunes for Beethoven. The plan is successful. Several centuries later, a certain time traveller is listening to his favourite composer, Beethoven, and decides to go meet the man himself… (Bootstrap paradox)

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                  • Edited by Onyx Schnee: 10/14/2015 5:51:33 AM
                    They say that light and dark must coexist. But that brings one thought to mind. How can that be? If all light ceased to exist, then shadow is all that remains.....but if all shadows were rendered nonexistent....then the light would simply create more. Therefore....darkness CAN exist without light. But the reverse is truly impossible....since the light would create new shadows indefinitely if all shadows were rendered nonexistent.

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                    • Edited by protex: 10/17/2015 3:21:04 PM
                      If you -blam!- a prostitute is it considered -blam!- or shop lifting???[spoiler]-blam!-[/spoiler]

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                    • Battlefront costs $120 with the seasons pass.

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                    • Let's say our universe is one in a multiverse. In this multiverse there is a universe that cannot be observed from the outside, and has no life to observe it from the inside. In short, there is no way for anything to observe this universe. Does it really exist, then?

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                        • The brain named itself.

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                          • If Pinocchio said "My nose will grow right now" and his nose doesn't grow, does that mean he lied therefore making his nose grow but also making him tell the truth?

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                            • I Shall Be Your Guide To Insanity... [spoiler]http://www.cbvinylrecordart.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/plastic-infinite_2.gif[/spoiler] Please View All These... Gateways... [spoiler]http://24.media.tumblr.com/d687e6faafe60447a12d90c80dee4ed6/tumblr_mz373p48y01rsdpaso1_500.gif[/spoiler] Do So Multiple Times... [spoiler]http://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-k2ZBejo_2ho/UpijfpXCYKI/AAAAAAAAD_k/I_I0FlPq4bc/w420-h472-no/tongue-troll-face-optical-illusion-paradox-infinity-loop.gif[/spoiler] [spoiler]http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/1213/perfectly-looped-shrek.gif[/spoiler] Post Your Thoughts... [spoiler]http://cdn.visualnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/Phenakistoscope-animations-5.gif[/spoiler] Rinse, Repeat...

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                              • Edited by Corvo Attano: 10/18/2015 5:02:43 PM
                                You see a bus. It doesn't have a door. Which way is it going, left or right?

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                                • Edited by Crosive: 10/15/2015 12:47:15 PM
                                  You are captured by a native tribe. They give you one last statement before they kill you. If your statement is true, they will boil you in water. If your statement is false, they will fry you in oil. What one statement can you say to get you out of the situation [spoiler]you say "you will fry me in oil"[/spoiler] Tazed turtle got close enough to call it i think.

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                                    • If the opposite of Opposite Day is regular. Is there a Opposite Day?

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                                      • If a cow and a half and a calf and a half can eat a bale of hay and half in a day and a half, then how many waffles does it take to shingle a dog house [spoiler]answer: purple, because ice cream has no bones[/spoiler]

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                                        • The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

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                                          • Edited by Valkorion: 10/10/2015 12:46:13 PM
                                            The next statement is true but the previous statement is false

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