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Edited by Rynosaurus Reks:
11/7/2016 1:52:01 PM
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Best Mindfücks Ever
The only time the word "incorrectly" isn't spelled incorrectly is when it's spelled incorrectly.
What can you come up with that makes people's brain hurt?
If you can find good paradoxes, by all means...
Edit 1* I wonder why this isn't "trending".
Edit 2* Wow. 7,000+ replies/posts. Keep them coming!
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34 RepliesRiddle time? 1.)What has roots as nobody sees, is taller than trees, up, up it goes, and yet never grows? 2.)Thirty white horses on a red hill, first they champ, then they stamp, then they stand still. What am I? 3.)Voiceless it cries, wingless flutters, toothless bites, mouthless mutters. What am I? 4.)It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, and empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, ends life, kills laughter. What am I? 5.)A box without hinges, key or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid. What am I? 6.)Alive without breath, as cold as death, never thirsty, ever drinking, all in mail never clinking. What am I? 7.)This thing all things devours, birds , beasts, trees, flowers. Gnaws iron, bites steel. Grinds hard stone to meal. Slays kings, ruins town, and beats high mountain down. What am I? [spoiler]bonus points if you can tell me where these are from and which riddle I didn't include[/spoiler]
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106 RepliesEdited by Crysis_153: 6/8/2015 11:12:11 PMFun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hairs. 3. You can't breathe through your nose, when your tongue is out. 4. You just tried #3. 6. Your figured out #3 is possible, except you look like a dog. 7. You are smiling now because you were fooled. 8. You skipped #5 9. You just checked to see if there is a #5. 10. Share with friends for more fun! :-) [spoiler]Just read this on Facebook. Worked on me did it work for you?[/spoiler]
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Early last morning Late last night Two dead boys Got up to fight Back to back They faced each other Drew their knives Shot in eyes A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to stop Those two dead boys And if you don't believe that this is true Ask the blind man... [spoiler]... He saw it too[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWhat if - the entire "The Walking Dead" series is Rick dreaming while in acoma?
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1 ReplyPinocchio says, "my nose will grow" What happens?
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46 RepliesEdited by The Forklift: 9/27/2015 6:55:50 PMWill you answer no to this question? Edit: You can't beat the system
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263 RepliesSo you are stuck in a killers mansion, there is [b]No source of power in the whole mansion.[/b] You go thru a door and the killer is standing in front of 3 doors, all lead to certain death. Door #1 has you sit at the bottom of a pool for 10 hours, Door #2 has you sit in an electric chair on high for 7 seconds, and Door #3 you must kill a monster with your pinkie [u][i]Which door do you pick?[/i][/u]
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15 RepliesJessica told Teresa she had cancer. Who had cancer?
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45 RepliesYour mom has four children ones called North, east and south what's the fourth called
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3 RepliesWhat happens after death? [spoiler]No one knows[/spoiler]
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?
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Bungie's decision to cut off oldfoman without destiny accounts.
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8 RepliesYou are now breathing manually
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67 RepliesThere are 5 fish, 4 fish drowned. How many fish are left?
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7 RepliesWhat is the fourth dimension? Albert Einstein would lead us to believe that it is time. Each plane of existence is stacked up on each other, just like 2D planes stacked to create a 3D field. However, if time were a dimension, then 2D movies would be 3D. The overlapping of frames in the movie represents the overlapping of planes in a 3D existence. We simply cannot interpret a 4th Dimension. Time is just simply our mind's way of giving up on interpreting a fourth dimension. Any deviation from the linear path of time would be impossible to us, because of our lack of understanding and physical limitations of energy expenditure. Moving across the fourth dimension requires an insane amount of energy, an amount impossible for anything on Earth to create. However, we travel through the dimension of time on the back of our Earth's gravity. The sheer size of the Earth allows it's gravity to be great, therefore having large amounts of energy for travelling through time. That explains the extremely linear movement we have through time. Scientists have hypothesized that an antimatter exists, in the exact same proportions as normal matter. This could mean that there could be another planet Earth, but it's moving the wrong way in time. It is like a mirror, at the origin time of the universe. The same planet earth with the same people, but both moving in different directions and both thinking the other is moving the wrong way in time. Tldr: if you're the kind of person to try and skip reading you probably won't understand anything anyway.
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1 ReplyIn order to reach a certain place, you have to cut that distance in half first. Once you are halfway there you have to cut that distance in half. You can always cut the distance in half, but you somehow can make it to the point and past it.
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21 RepliesCucumbers are 90% water I can stand on cucumbers I am 90% Jesus
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1 ReplyBump 4 later
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21 RepliesWhat has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon and three legs in the evening?
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64 Replies[i]*Hits blunt*[/i] Duuude, check this out... [b][i]BRUH![/i][/b]
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1 Replythe humpty dumpty poem never mentions a egg
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2 RepliesPinocchio says "my nose will grow in 5 seconds". What happens?
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7 RepliesEdited by FOURZEROTHREE: 10/20/2015 2:38:45 PM1. Everything in the world is either a potato Or not a potato 2. If someone is [b]blind[/b] and [b]deaf[/b] what language do they think in?
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2 RepliesThe word "extraordinary" Let's break it down: Extra: "added to an existing or usual amount" Ordinary: "with no special or distinctive features; normal" Extraordinary: "very unusual or remarkable" WTF?
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11 RepliesNobody knows what goes on inside a black whole. Scientists have pondered the idea, and one hypothesis of many states: the intense gravity that bends light, matter, and time at a black holes core may actually just be sucked into another place in space and time, and for all we know, it may replicate the big bang. Picture it- Einstein stated that you cannot destroy matter or time, so all that light and matter had to go somewhere. Once it reappears inside that blackhole, all the pressure from the stars and planets would just gather up to create a new big bang. So other universes, might exist in blackholes. For all we know, maybe thats how our universe came to be. Sorry religion. These black holes might be too good to be true.
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2 RepliesSo there's this man, he has a time machine. Up and down history he goes, zip, zip, zip, zip, zip, getting into scrapes. Another thing he has is a a passion for the works of Ludwig van Beethoven. And one day he thinks, 'What's the point of a time machine if you don't get to meet your heroes?' So off he goes to 18th century Germany, but he can't find Beethoven anywhere. No one's heard of him. Not even his family have any idea who the time traveller is talking about. Beethoven literally doesn't exist. The time traveller panics. He can't bear the thought of a world without the music of beethoven. Luckily he brought all of his Beethoven sheet music for Lugwig to sign. So he copies out all the concertos and the symphonies, and he gets them published. He becomes Beethoven. And history continues with barely a feather ruffled. But my question is this - who put those notes and phrases together? Who really composed Beethoven's 5th?
