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10/23/2016 5:36:54 PM
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Poorly describe historical events
Bunch of folks in Germany took Martin Luther's religion too seriously and starved
[spoiler]anabaptist siege of Munster[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyA bunch a guys shot a bunch of people leading to the creation of Sherwin Williams ' logo. Paint the world red.
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Many nations. Lots of people digging. Steel Rain, [b][i]FREQUENTLY, HEAVILY[/i][/b]. Metuhl Bawkses.
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1 Reply9/11 was a controlled demolition Oh wait It was
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Edited by E Sword of LORD: 10/27/2016 8:49:01 AMStuff happened. Then more stuff. Now we are doing this crawl thing. Then... World Domination! I decided we all deserve a rich ending.
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2 RepliesKids parents shot in front of him. Kid swears on vengeance. Uses animal as inspiration for attire. Fights crime as an adult.
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A man assasinated his duke because he is a terrorist. [spoiler]World War One[/spoiler]
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A bunch a guys dressed as ghosts to spook a bunch of other guys that quit their easy job of throwing plants into a thingy that puts out fuzzy stuff after workin it.
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5 RepliesSome guys left some other dudes and got mad at them when they came to visit so they shot eachother up and one side won and the other side is still salty bought them leaving.
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1 Replysome rats and fleas give everyone black blisters and kill 1/3 of europe. [spoiler]Black Plague [/spoiler]
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Some water fell down and everyone was like "ahh, water!"
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3 Replies*pew pew pew" *Ahhhh!* *[b][u]BOOM[/u][/b]* *Peace....*
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6 RepliesEdited by Priddy boy: 10/24/2016 9:42:29 PMThis guy was like yoo I'm the fukn sh!t. And at first everyone was like alright yeah you're pretty cool. And then he became a real dick. Then his buddy's were like yo fuk this guy. And one of them invited him over to his house where 21 of his buddy's were already hanging out. And he was like whatsup bichz, and they like fuk you and stabbed him to death. [spoiler]I mean I wasn't there but he couldn't have been all that bad cuz now he has a salad named after him[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSome dude sets sail gets lost and finds himself at his destination, only to find out he was not where he planned to be. I think he was drunk the whole time.
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2 RepliesA (probably) Italian guy took a holiday that should have gone to a Norwegian.
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3 RepliesRadicals leave Europe and create a fundamentalist Christian society. Nonconformists are exiled or executed. Years later, they're called champions of religious freedom.
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These guys were really good at fighting but then Poland [spoiler]the ottoman empires expansion into Europe.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBuncha dudes in white powder wigs get together to sign a paper.
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1 ReplyShit happened.
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1 ReplyEdited by Scoose_McGoose: 10/25/2016 4:55:45 PMPeople get scammed into finding land. Government sends guys to steal the land. They kick out the people who live there.
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5 RepliesOnce a dude didn't like another dude so he killed him. [spoiler]Reagan assassination[/spoiler]
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People died
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1 ReplyMurder , -blam!- and take over! [spoiler]ummm your pick lol[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWw1 guy gets killed Everybody kills each other. Zepplins
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1 ReplyHitler pt. 2 and Orange Hitler battle for supremacy, even though we know that Hitler pt. 2 will win
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Drunk History
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This is the House of Parliament, where George Washington sat down with Abraham Lincoln and famously said "Give me Goldfish crackers or give me death!"
