{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by JesusDied4uBro:
8/27/2016 11:08:27 PM
226
Jesus Was a Sunsinger
Yeah, y'all read the title. So if you're gonna be like, "This post offends me," I've got just the solution for you. Hit the back button in the top left corner and go read something else.
But think about it! What did Jesus do? He rose from beyond death!!!
And he had to have been wearing the purifier robes! Why? He disoriented all the Roman guards near his tomb!!!
Then he started flinging grenades everywhere!! Wait, no, different story.
Anyhow...That's right! Rock on Jesus with the true radiance.
Edit: And as someone else said, he then put on the light beyond nemesis and racked up a bunch of medic medals from reviving all them saints!! Haha, love it!!
Edit 2: Man, so many responses! This is awesome! Some weren't the prettiest, lol, but that's alright. I'm pretty darn tired of typing so I'm probably not gonna be able to respond to all the posts. Y'all have fun beating each other up! Or just me... ;)
Edit 3: To everyone that can't just laugh and smile but HAVE to be offended and intolerant, this post has gotten 70+ likes and 1000+ comments! Good job, y'all!
-
5 RepliesCongrats.. you made a joke that is nearly 2 years old.
-
-
3 RepliesAhhh sh1tposting at its finest.
-
1 ReplyI lik ur nam
-
Lol yes
-
No, he is a zombie, the upcoming 4th subclass.
-
Such a bizarre post.
-
Yes he was.
-
14 RepliesYou are making Christians look dumber one post at a time. Well done
-
and I'm a Jaffa
-
3 RepliesJesus is a scrub Sunsinger... It took 3 days for his Super to charge.
-
Would have been awsome if he was a voidwalker
-
Jesus secretly wants to be the devil then surrounded by fire
-
Ultimate support class.
-
1 ReplyTriggered
-
6 RepliesEducation generally cures this type of thing.
-
Wrong, Jesus was a Zombie. [i]~INDY[/i]
-
uh... Jesus cuts my lawn on Thursdays. he says he doesn't even play Destiny but him and his wife make Minecraft videos for YouTube.
-
1 ReplySomeone already posted what I was going to do but... He doesn't like the Thorn.
-
41 RepliesEdited by BetrayTheHeart: 8/26/2016 4:58:22 AMWait...who's this jesus guy? Edit: lol I was joking everyone. Granted, I'm an atheist...not important. Carry on.
-
He also invented the high-five that day.
-
Or he had a ghost too.
-
This is stupid
-
I only read the title... and I already know you're correct.
-
A character in smite?
-
Is this 2014?
