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7/20/2016 5:12:07 AM
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Somebody left a zucchini on my doorstep
And it's huge. Nobody had rang the doorbell or knocked on the door. I went out to get the mail and it was on the doorstep. What do I do?
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#Offtopic
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4 RepliesAnything's a dildo if you're brave enough
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1 ReplyAnything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.
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8 Repliesput it in your butt
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1 ReplyAnal. that is all.
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What a time to be alive.
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3 RepliesIs your arm in there for size comparison? Holy -blam!- that thing is huge!
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11 Repliespiss on it to assert dominance [spoiler]touch me bby[/spoiler]
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7 RepliesAugust 8th is leave a zucchini on your neighbors front porch day, though. Google it. It's the reason I love America.
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1 ReplyYou fool! That's no zucchini! It's a [i]hortis maximus mortis[/i], the rarest most deadly creature on the planet! They're so notoriously aggressive that no one has ever captured one alive. Like a stick insect, evolution has rendered it as an oversized zucchini but behind that guise is a hunger more ravenous than the Titanoboa's; [b]and you've brought it into your house[/b]!
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]you know exactly what to do with it [/spoiler]
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Edited by TheIntersect: 7/22/2016 9:55:28 AMGoogly eyes. That is all.
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For a second there I thought that was a giant leech.
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Jesus Christ, this is too good. Right above your post was someone who said they left a zucchini or whatever it was on a random persons doorstep. I'm may be a troll, but it's just too good.
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Well you know where to shove it
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Why is it that below this post there's another post saying "They left a zucchini on some random dudes doorstep"?
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1 ReplyThat's not a zucchini, I can't remember what it's called, but I'm pretty sure it's poisonous.
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Looks like a xenomorphs head jesus
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Put it on someone's chair.
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PORCH DAY 2.0 [quote]My family has too many zucchini, so we can't keep this one.[/quote]
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyA man thinks you should eat it, unless it is suspected to be poisoned
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Ah. Oh boy. The uh... thumbnail made me think it was something else
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Up your ass, to the left. [spoiler]Wait...[/spoiler]
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That's a weird looking carrot.
