{{
`${userDetail.user.displayName}${userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode ? `#${standardizeBungieGlobalCode(userDetail.user.cachedBungieGlobalDisplayNameCode)}` : ""}`}}
{{getUserClans()}}
Edited by Owlish Athena:
7/5/2016 9:50:12 PM
201
The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide
Let's be honest, most of us have done at least one of these at some point. This list is purely for entertainment and fun.
1) The Lone Wolf Pup- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but gets first blood for the other team
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around but misses every shot they make
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match (AFK)
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the traitor that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has such a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
11) The Brick Wall- this is the teammate that walks in front of you when you are killing someone so that instead of getting a kill, you shoot your teammate in the back of the head
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
ヽ(´▽｀)/
-
I'm #1 without the death first xD But haven't been on PVP lately too -blam!-ing laggy
-
Edited by USMCRUNNER0411: 7/8/2016 12:49:05 PMStolen valor: The guy that steals your kills by weaseling in the last shot on the enemy after you've already got him to 1% health.
-
The Rage Quitter: will leave when he dies to perceived BS. Worse when said quitter is leading a fireteam. Target Practice: the people that line up in sniper lanes just to get picked off by an enemy sniper. Kill Wh0re or Stat Nerd: will avoid any kind of objective to rack up kills or protect their precious K/D Blessed by RNGsus: the player that joins near the end of the game, goes 1 and 5 but gets the best post match rewards of anyone in the game.
-
2 Replies12) The warrior- The kid that shoots his shotgun down a sniper Lane and thinks he's going to kill someone.
-
The thief - the guys who don't shoot until the enemy has barely any health left but gets the kill
-
4 RepliesThe Seceding party: the team of 5 that leaves halfway through the match leaving you to fend for yourself
-
Had a teammate during IB who was a 280 something only using a Sidearm. He was literally engaging Grasp and Mida users with it. I don't know what you call that, but it's not good.
-
there's way too many benedict arnold's in crucible.
-
3 RepliesThe punching bag- the guy that died more times than the guy that sacrificed themselves to kill as many enemies as possible The postmortem man- goes into battle to die, and does not care if they survive as long as they got more than one kill to balance their sacrifice
-
I'm usually at the top of the leaderboard while the rest of the team is eating the booty..
-
1 Reply8 and 11 are the most common and the most annoying, like get a -blam!-in brain you dumb blueberry.
-
F*cking Benedict Arnolds...
-
I've been increasingly better at this game, but I won't lie I'm the forever confused. I've literally snipes, shotgun and melee teamates cause they've startled me and I thought it was an enemy.
-
3 RepliesNot gonna lie, ill Benedict the guy who brick walls me
-
My Warlock's helmet becomes The Spotlight when I wear Bittersteel, and I absolutely love it. That's me. The Spotlight. I must look as flamboyant as possible in Crucible.
-
15 RepliesHey everyone, xCrazzyStevo here founder of "DarK Nation" , im looking for active players who enjoy playing pvp, Trials Of Osiris, Sweatys , everything PVP based. Im looking for players who have positive k/d and have gone flawless at least 3 times, ELO Must be 1300+ no Bronze players, i really want this clan to grow and gain awesome players through the time, if you are interested in joining make sure to request to join and add me on PS4 @ xCrazzyStevo, if you join the group u must make it your clan. https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/345879 <<<< DarK Nation Link
-
Leroy Jenkins- the guy who runs in after making a team plan, but decides to lone wolf it and go for it, while the other 2 stay put to make up for the upcoming death. But the lone wolf somehow misses everyone, the other 2 get recked and now it's 1v3. He never expected to be alive, so he runs back to the bodies and gets killed instantly.
-
1 ReplyI died at "The Bendedict Arnold." XD
-
1 ReplyMost important question, which one are you?
-
1 ReplyThe Arsenal: Changes weapons after every kill, using every type of primary, secondary, and heavy.
-
Looks like I'll soon be rotating between 3, 4, and 9. Thanks, #MomentsOfTurnip!
-
21 RepliesEdited by PROJECT Rawrrr: 7/6/2016 11:17:20 AM11) The scrub - People who play Titan [spoiler]also the people who can't take a joke[/spoiler]
-
4 RepliesThe clean up crew- that person/those people who wait for you to die and then kill/s the guy who you've got down to no health
-
13 RepliesThe saboteur : in control the teammate that caps A when you already have B&C on shores of time.
-
There's another one: Johnny Thumbless - that guy who cannot seem to finish an already nearly dead opponent who killed me and then somehow dies to him/her.
-
4 RepliesThe Rambo: The guy who actually does exceptionally well and goes positive and probably carried your team.
