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7/3/2016 6:26:47 PM
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"You see he basically fell off a mech, landed on my brave but stupid sister who tried to catch him. It did not end well. Also I just have the misfortune of knowing this Eldar here.
Instead of making sure this guy here doesn't fück up, I could just be sitting at home right now and be asleep."
"Fück you too..Ling."
Ciarn walked off, probably to take the advice he received.
"Let's just uh..get going I guess."
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"He fell off a fückin' mech, and landed on a girl? Well, that's probably the only girl he'll ever be hittin', if ya know what I mean." [i]He said, chuckling. [/i] "And, uh, I feel for ya. Though the Elf might be cool when he ain't drunk off his arse. Who knows though.. But mommy told me not to go with strangers! They'll do bad things!" [i]He said the last part in a whiny kid voice, bursting into loud and booming laughter afterwards.[/i] "Fückin' A, man. Let's go."
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Ling started to walk to the entrance of the Vineyard. "A real charmer he is, thankfully my Sister was taken by someone before he met her. He is still a shitlord."
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[i]Jason, of course, follows.[/i] "Aha.. Yeah, that guy don't look much like a charmer, ya know? Well, not when he's drunk off his arse that is!" [i]He pauses for a bit to take a deep breath. [/i] "Name's Jason."
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"Mines Ling, I know stereotypical Oriental shit but still. That's been my name." He said. "Now don't fücking yell at the top of your lungs here, it's a hospital." They continued to walk in manly silence until they reached the Medicae building.
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"Ling? That sounds Chinese.. Like it though - not that I have anything against those squinty-eyed sushi dicks.. Well that was pretty fückin' racist, wasn't it?" [i]He pauses, looking around himself in silence before speaking again,[/i] "Yes.. Hospital.. With cancer patients and other things that are pretty damn bad, eh? And I won't be yellin' so don'tcha worry."
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"Yeah well, we're nearly at their room." Ling approached a door and slowly opened it, entering the room. "By the way, I totally have a bigger one than you."
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[i]He followed Ling in, looking around the room, and eventually staring up at the ceiling because why not? [/i] "You sure about that? And even if it is bigger.. Size don't matter; how you use it does." [i]He said as he looked down from the ceiling.[/i]
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Edited by Obi-Emp Kenobi: 7/4/2016 12:16:00 PM,"Look who it is, what the hell do you want Ling?" Chloanne said, not having chest pains much now. "I found someone of interest."
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 7/4/2016 12:49:26 PM[i]Lucas was still fast asleep - or was he? - on his right side, though his head was underneath the pillow. [/i] "Oh, I'm someone of interest now, huh? Ahem, anyway.. Lu-Lu~.. Guess who's here?" [i]He said as he walked to Lucas' bed thing while Lucas shoved the pillow off his head with a swift movement of his head. Then he rolled onto his back, and propped himself up on his right elbow. He looked at Jason with confusion, though a hint of recognition showed its face in his hazel brown eyes when he saw Jason's armour.[/i] [b]"Who the? Jason..?"[/b] [i]Lucas said carefully, resulting in Jason giving a nod. [/i] "Took ya long enough ya fückin' idiot.. Yeah, yeah, you're sooo smart but falling on someone after tumblin' off a fückin' mech?" [i]Lucas grinned and replied with a gentle, [/i] [b]"That really is you.. The insults.. The accent and way of talking.."[/b] "And of course my manly man physique.." [i]Lucas chuckled. [/i]
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"Now I know why you both are related, for being Shitlords." He said jokingly. "Go away Ling..that was a terrible joke, even for you." "Nah, I'm going to stay. You're still injured and you're my sister." "Kill me now.."
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"Oh my, look at those two! Glad we're tight like a virgin!" [i]Jason chuckles while Lucas makes a face like "dude, what the shit?"[/i] [b]"That's fücking disgusting. Like, Jesus Christ. Fück no. Eww."[/b] "Heheh, it's true though! I can't remember the last time we fought! Then again, I don't remember much.." [i]Lucas' expression gets a bit more cheerful, and he replies with a soft and gentle, [/i] [b]"Yeah, yeah, we're friends."[/b]
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"That joke was worse than a Slaaneshi demon tentacle räping someone. Actually that reminds me of some books I used to read." [spoiler]Yes, he literally referenced Hentai. Hue.[/spoiler] "What the fück kind of books did you read Ling...this is why I don't like being related to you." "That just makes it better!" Ling hugged her slightly. "That hurts. Get off." "No." Giggling like a little shit ensued.
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[b]"What the..? You're all a bunch of fücking perverts you two.. Goddamn, Chloanne; siblings suck.."[/b] "Hey!" [b]"Well.. Sometimes.."[/b] [spoiler]White Knight mode engaged. [/spoiler] "Thank you.. But eh, Ling.. She clearly doesn't want ya huggin' her so stop huggin' her and get the fück off her, will ya?" [b]"Oh boy.."[/b]
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[spoiler]He just needs a fedora, trenchcoat, Katana and a waifu pillow and he's set.[/spoiler] Ling got off. "Fine, but listen..If you're trying to get her to date you, don't. She's already with someone." [spoiler]WEEWOOWEEWOOO OVERPROTECTIVE BROTHER MODE ACTIVATE.[/spoiler] "I already have a knife ready to slit his throat incase if her boyfriend hurts her too." "What the fück Ling? Why the hell do you have that?" "Because I want you to be safe, that is all." "Once again..overprotective at some points.."
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[spoiler]Psst.. He hasn't been out of the suit yet.. [/spoiler] "Bro, dude, man, mate.. I ain't tryna date yet sister, ya know? I mean, I sure as hell don't have anyone, but I'm not tryna to get with her. I'm just a-" [b]"He's basically a White Knight."[/b] "Rude interruption but yeah, basically.. And that's good, my man. Always want the best for yer family. Always be ready to protect 'em 'n' shit, ya hear?"
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"Yeah..Chloannes the only thing I have that's related to me. I don't have much more people to rely on." He sighed and walked to a nearby chair, sitting down.
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 7/4/2016 6:45:49 PM"Well, ya know what, Ling? Ya got me and Luke over 'ere as yer new brothers. Sorta. People to rely on anyway." [b]"Aye, aye! We'll be there for you, man."[/b]
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"I guess, though I only met you just now." He said, pointing a finger at Jason. "I only knew Space Commie there just like a month or two now."
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 7/4/2016 6:56:04 PM"While that's true, yes, but still.. We're friends right? Friends should be able to rely on each other 'n' stuff." [b]"What that shitlord over there said."[/b] "Hey! That's rude!" [b]"The truth hurts.."[/b] [i]Lucas said, grinning. [/i]
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"Both of you are Space Commie Shitlords. But that's irrelevant, Chloanne do you want anything?" "For someone to kill me so I don't have to be embarrassed anymore." "Alright you need to stop being fücking edgy, just because you got landed on by fatass over there doesn't mean a damn thing. No offense."
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"For the Motherland, Comrade!" [i]Jason chuckles while Lucas sighs deeply, and rolls his eyes, muttering the word "retard."[/i] "And you, Miss, indeed need to be a little less edgy, you damn edgelord extreme." [b]"Weren't you White Knighting all over the place before?"[/b] "..sssshhh, yah? Just shut up." [b]"AND, I'm not that fat! You rude little.. HERETIC."[/b] "BRO, CALM YER TAT." [i]Lucas grumbles something under his breath, and lays back down on his back. [/i]
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Edited by Obi-Emp Kenobi: 7/4/2016 7:27:06 PM"DID YOU JUST FÜCKING CALL ME A HERETIC? AN INQUISITOR A HERETIC? HOW. DARE. YOU!" Said Ling. "YOU CLEARLY STEPPED OVER YOUR BOUNDS! I AM NOT A HERETIC!" There was only two options, either Ling was fücking around with everyone in the room or he was dead serious. "[i]Ling, you are the last person to be talking right now. You had sex with a Eldar.[/i]" "WHAT THE SHIT CHLOANNE. YOU RUINED BOTH THE JOKE AND MY SECRECY." "[i]How does it feel to be embarrassed now?[/i]" "I DONT LIKE THIS." He was basically a wreck right now.
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Edited by Nibber Schipper: 7/4/2016 7:30:54 PM"DUDE, HOLY SHIT, CALM THE FÜCK DOWN YA FÜCK. FIRST OF, SO WHAT? YA BANGED AN ELF, NICE! SECOND OF, WHY'S THAT A SECRE-" [b]"He's basically on the entire Imperium's kill list right about now."[/b] "Imperium..?" [b]"Basically a gigantic, edgy military force. That hates other species and everyone that doesn't think like they do. Real violent bunch."[/b] "Oh shit.. That's bad.. But, uh, Ling, I won't tell anyone. And I'll murderize everyone who does or die trying."
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"It gets really fücking worse, she's pregnant with children and I'm surprised actually, I thought they were like..unable to have interspecies children. Basically I'm in a really big bind, I love her and all but I am royally fücked for most of the galaxy. Now don't take this as a insult to her, no it isn't." "[i]Once again, Ling knows how to be a charmer.[/i]" "She literally asked me okay? So now I have this huge headache of a problem.."
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"Okay, okay, listen li'l uncle Jason here, 'kay? You're in deep shit here, because edgy military peeps, so can't you move to one of these Elves' worlds? Ya might be welcomed there!" [b]"Yes, but the Imperium could also start fighting a war with said world because the Imperium is that edgy."[/b] "Psh, like that'll happen. Trust me; they won't get into a war just because one person who knocked up an Elf moved there. He'd probably be safe and sound."
