*sits in a polished black leather chair* *twiddles thumbs intensely*

I have many leather bound books and my home smells of rich mahogany.

*succ*

Most of offtopic has seen me naked.

There are probably like 10 people who still go on the mains that actually know me.

Nobody knows me

im as much as a ghost as magikarp is

More people know me than Deej

I guess so. [spoiler]Its car15, I'm just trying out a new name. [b]EDIT:[/b] changed it back [/spoiler]

I dont even know myself

Eh not really know at all I'm trying though

Yo, VIP, let's suc. it! Succ Succ Baby, Succ succ Baby All right succ, Collaborate and listen Succ is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Succ like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll succ To the extreme I succ a mic like a fish Light up a stage and succ a chump like a candle. Dance, go rush the speaker that booms I'm succing your brain like a poisonous mushroom Deadly, when I play a dope melody Anything less than the best succ is a felony Love it or leave it, you better gain way You better hit bull's eye, the Succ Fish don't play If there was a problem, yo, I'll succ it Check out the hook while my DeeJ revolves it Succ Succ Succ Fish, Vanilla, Succ succ Baby, Succ succ Baby, Vanilla, Succ succ Baby Vanilla Now that the party is jumping With the drugs kicked in, and the Fish are succing Quick to the point, to the suc, no faking Succing MCs like a pound of bacon Burning them they ain't quick and nimble I go crazy when I hear a calll for teh succ And a hi hat with a souped up tempo I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo Rollin' in my 5.0 With my ragtop down so my succ can blow The girlies on standby, waving just to say, "Hi!" Did you stop? Yea, but i just succd em and left em Kept on pursuing to the next succ I busted a nut and I'm heading to the next block That block was dead Yo So I continued to #offtopic Ave. Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Succ fish lovers driving Lamborghinis Jealous 'cause I'm out getting my succ on Shay with a gauge and Fish with a nine Ready for the chumps on the wall The chumps acting ill because they're so full of "Eight Ball" Gunshots ranged out like a bell I grabbed my nine, all I heard was suucccc Falling on the concrete real fast Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas Bumper to bumper, the avenue's packed I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack Police on the scene, you know what I mean They passed me up cuz im white, confronted all the black people, shot em on sight If there was a problem, yo, I'll succc it Check out the hook while my Ninjas bans it Take heed, 'cause I'm a succical poet Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it My town, that created all the succ sound Enough to shake and kick holes in the ground 'Cause my succ's like a chemical spill Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel Conducted and formed, this is a hell of a succ We make it hype and you want to get teh succ Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja bans without any reason, so fast, DeeJs say, "Why do i have to manage this awful community." If my succ was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram Keep my composure when it's time to get loose Magnetized by the succ while I kick my juice If there was a problem, Yo, I'll succ it! Check out the hook while Luke Smith eats too much Yo, man, let's get out of here! Word to your mother(i succd her)! Succ succ succ fish, Too cold, Succ succ Baby Too cold Too cold Succ succ Baby Too cold Too cold, succ succ Baby Too cold Too cold

I suppose we shall see.

Hello?

Well i mean im daddy