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Edited by Han:
5/5/2016 7:00:28 AM
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Ok I'm going to get so much hate for this...
I'm prepared for comments with people trying to roast me but I'm going to just say what a majority of other teenagers who care way too much about video games think.
If you are one of the douches running around, who uses the sprint button or the jump button, as in ONLY use that to get around (Yeah I'm talking to the dickbags that run around sprinting or uses A and jump with an a blink or glide or double jump or any combination) then you need to drink bleach, like immediately.
Thank you :)
Edit: I love all the jumping and running scrubs who have a different opinion than mine.😂 let the salt flow
Edit: aha new rule: no differing onions or its off to the salt mines with u aha
Edit: lmao the guy's whose post I was parodying got his topic removed. This is a good time to tell u sweatys™ that I don't condone telling ppl to drink bleach; that's why I made this post
Edit: okay watching kids take this post seriously was funny at first and now it's really sad. This post was supposed to parody/mirror another post that some random kid made because he couldnt deal with shotguns and snipers. Read the post, realize that it's meant to be stupid.
Edit: added a screenshot of the og post. NE cropped out to prevent name and shame
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agreed sadly
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Haha, I read the original when he posted it. GG.
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1 ReplySo, I'm supposed to walk?
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You sir, are brilliant!
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4 RepliesWell this is a first. I'll add this to my troll archives.
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1 ReplySo you're basically saying my Universal Remote/Defiance of Yasmin loadout is ok. Cool.
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6 RepliesYou're a teenager so nothing you post is important. Even if it was supposed to be weak satire it's still irrelevant because you're a teenager [spoiler]get to bed you have school in the morning[/spoiler]
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3 Replies[quote]Can we please stop using the argument, "Titans are tanks." For real, Overwatch has tank characters, but tank characters all have: [b]High health, Low Mobility, Large Hitboxes.[/b] Nothing about this applies to the Titan. It is "supposed" to be that way but it just isn't. Everybody has almost the same exact amount of health, the same hitbox, and Titans have the most mobility. Nothing about that classifies them as a tank. The same goes for other classes, the hunter isn't built for "Offense specifically" but instead is built to do it all. Stop trying to say that each class has a specific role when each class has the same role with different abilities.[/quote]
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3 RepliesI only crouch across the map. And when people try to shoot at me I stand up to give them full access to my head mi body.
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1 ReplyIf you dislike people who use the running and jumping in the game, then how do you get around the maps?
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1 ReplyAren't you dead?
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4 RepliesWell Han all i can say is this... Its true.... all of it.
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7 RepliesUm..so we are supposed to stand still or walk? Use a sparrow (combined arms)?
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But...my crawl button doesn't work :( bungie nerfed it
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3 RepliesLol I RE read this twice because I thought I'd missed the point. You are angry because people move around the map running and jumping ! Wow....douche lvl 10....(unlocked) .....and you're blocked.
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1 ReplyI see you man, well played.
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1 ReplyAm I reading this right? People who run and jump need to drink bleach... Well if my sparrow would spawn anywhere, this might be done.
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3 RepliesIt's a joke post about a shotgun post that mirrored this post earlier guys.
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1 ReplySorry I'll just walk slowly and never jump to accommodate your bad aim, seems fair
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1 ReplyYou cabbage
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4 RepliesWhat the heck was this even posted for?....
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3 RepliesNEVER go full rētard
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1 ReplyThat's why I only walk across the map. [spoiler]These running and jumping plebs are -blam!-[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI don't understand the hidden meaning of this post 😓
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3 RepliesHow do you play the game then if you don't move?
