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#Destiny
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Petition to remove deez nutz from that chin!
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Edited by Poolwizard: 5/4/2016 4:56:16 PMHere we see a huntard in its natural environment on the forums. Hear that noise it makes. It's trying to cry nerf. We use special guns called the Mute Button to silence it's cries.
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1 ReplyPetition to remove shadowbaker345 Sign here
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Edited by Corrosive Fear: 5/4/2016 4:41:25 PMOf course the Huntard complains for a nerf like really not a one hit kill what would be the point of it? Really if your THAT bad you cannot manage to stop a huge titan running directly at you just go play CoD kid. You have a radar use it!
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3 RepliesDont remove it, tie it in with the melee cool down
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If you remove shoulder charge you remove the fun of being a striker so Petition to stop taken tots from asking for unreasonable needs on glitchy fun parts of the game
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It wont happen. At least i dont think so
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Muted
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3 RepliesPetition to remove OP from the forums.
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4 RepliesPetition to remove OP from destiny. Sign below.
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Petition not signed
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Petition to remove Shadowbaker345.
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Denied.
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lol petition to remove shoulder charge, sure ,get in line , ur number will be called eventually, we're currently busy working on nerfing whatever class u play with
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Petition to remove OP from destiny. Sign below.
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The salt is strong with this one
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Been that way since day 1. Don't be a whiny baby cause it killed u.
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This isn't very good b8, you can do better
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2 RepliesYou've summoned me
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Who let this huntard out?
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6 RepliesWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOKGLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADYWHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE!YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILLMASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS!DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKSAND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHITAND MURDERING THEM WITH YOURENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACEAND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOUKNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUTBEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM!EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOATHAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILYFIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TOTAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OFTEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!
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So I go to shoulder charge you...you fire at me bringing my health down, shoulder charge lands and doesn't kill you, then you melee me and kill me? Nope. Shoulder charge is a high risk / high reward skill. If a decent player is ready for you...then you die 95% of the time. How about you learn counter strategies and use skill to win? You know adapt and overcome. Stop calling for nerfs on perfectly fine skills that are already easily countered.
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Its posts like these that give satisfaction to a good shoulder charge kill. Love it. Keep em coming.
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You see a titan running at you preparing for shoulder charging, what do you do? A: Nothing so I can bitch on the forums how OP they are. B: shotgun to the face. C: Shadestep, jump, anything to evade them.
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Please, stop whining. You make yourself and the hunters look bad. And i only give a shit about one of those so. Besides if you see a titan sprinting at you, he is either gonna FoH or shoulder charge. Grab a shotgun and kill him before he kills you.