So kids, what is the most idiotic thing you have done in your life?
Here's 1 of mine:
When I was 14 or so, I pretended to be a "cool guy" in school. I was wearing clothes that didn't really say who I was and also talked with the cool kids who barely even knew me. Everyone already knew I was a loner at those days lol. But I still laugh today from what I did.
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eating 8th grade report card. [spoiler]i still haz indegestion[/spoiler]
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Forgot to praise the sun \[T]/
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2 Replies"Emo phase"
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9 RepliesBuying Destiny Downloading App Finding Offtopic
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1 ReplyThe first 17 and a half years of my life
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Let's just say I was out of condoms. The week or two following were certainly a nerve racking experience.
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3 RepliesTexting my crush hinting about liking her, when I meant to send it to someone else 😳
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Joined bnet
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1 ReplyI stuck a charger, that was plugged in, into my mouth when I had braces. It made contact with a bracket, and my mouth got electrocuted, sort of. It was a very weird tingling feeling I could feel in all my teeth at once but it didn't hurt. Still stupid of me though.
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7 RepliesWent to church drunk. Was 14 at the time.
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[quote][quote][quote][quote]Look For the Lower Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL *Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True: ... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO *This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N': MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM *Now Find The Mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ *Something You Really Want, After the countdown!!!!! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20 minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite [spoiler]sorry[/spoiler][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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8 RepliesEdited by slight: 4/28/2016 3:39:15 PMWell, what I did was simple. I am a reclusive human. I had a lot and typically don't talk to people that often. If I do it's cuz I had to. Now here is the story..... By now I have forgotten the question so.... Oh yes. Here goes name nothing. [spoiler]"Hey, Mom, where do babies come from?" Well, Nathan...they come from a mommy and daddy." "So, you and daddy found me?" Mom laughs. "No, silly." My mom's friend, another mother with three children, was there and she snickered. "Daddy has to put the baby in the mommy." And then my six year old brain went to work. "So, daddy spit in your mouth and then I went to your tummy and popped out later. Like a flower!" I then proceeded to try and spit into girls mouths. [quote]Don't you love children's minds?[/quote] [/spoiler] Did I mention that what I said at the beginning had nothing to do with the story?
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16 RepliesI came to offtopic [spoiler]This place changed me[/spoiler] [spoiler]For the worse[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesTotalled a City bus with a Buick.
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Got drunk at a Christian festival and kicked a lot of people. It's not the drunk part I regret, it's the jackasserry. I had one of those camel packs filled with rum and coke so no one would know. Needless to say I got pretty damn drunk.
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1 ReplyI once tried to run away. Never gonna happen again.
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Picked a fight I could win, guy showed up with a knife so I bailed. Next day I just beat his ass. But I got cut a bit.
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13 RepliesEdited by Roarframe: 4/25/2016 4:00:26 PMJumped out of a tree into my friend. He kind of was 20 feet below me. Somehow neither of us were injured Edit: Also, nailed a Ferrari with a baseball. Windshield was cracked. I wasn't blamed thankfully, even though I aimed for it
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1 ReplyGo to https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/201350014/0/0
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3 RepliesBrowsing this site after July 16, 2014 was easily my worst mistake.
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10 RepliesAt a soccer match, I took a shot on goal, the ball curled right over the crossbar, and it soared right over to the bleachers, hitting a baby in a stroller being tended by its mother. Not to mention the stroller was knocked over and the baby just tumbled out... [spoiler]like a sack of potatoes...[/spoiler] [spoiler]I wasn't even trying.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I also didn't play for the rest of the match and it was only 6 minutes in [/spoiler]
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9 RepliesI was standing in water and asked my mom "Is water wet?" I was dead serious. I then noticed what I said and died laughing.
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1 ReplyWhen I was 3 I asked a American man what size bra he wore #thuglife
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Friend and I took my mom's Mercedes out for a joyride when we were 14. Let him drive and he crashed it
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When I first heard "Netflix and Chill" I thought that "Chill" was a streaming website
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2 RepliesJumped off a ledge and landed on my arm, breaking it. [spoiler]Peer pressure sucks.[/spoiler]