Why doesn't he use that resurrection pit that brought Jason Todd back to life to bring them back?
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4 RepliesEdited by Relyks: 4/14/2016 4:53:32 PMIt'd be kinda awkward. Here is a scenario. Scenario 1 [spoiler]Bruce is choking a terrified joker henchman with a mask. "WHERE IS JOKER. WHERE IS H--" *ring ring* "Erm, hold on just a second." *Breaks arm* "Yes, mom? *henchman screaming and bubbling in background sound* "Dear, when can you grab some groceries? I have seem to run out of flour and parmesan cheese!" "Mom, I'm a bit busy right now. Can I call you later?" *Hangs up phone* "Heh, WHERE WERE WE." "Oh no, please, I'll tell anything." "You've got five more seconds until I break the other one. WHERES--" "Mother!" "Don't you hang up on me, Bruce Wayne. Don't let me tell Thomas about this." "But, MOM. I'm BATMAN." "You're my SON, dear. Don't you "BATMAN" me." "But-" [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWhy doesn't the flash save them with time travel Why doesn't zatanna use a spell to return them to life Why doesn't any number of other godlike beings right it
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They'd be insane
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1 ReplyIt comes with murderous urges and you can't put in a decomposing corpse, the body has to be intact, where as his parents were rotting in the ground for years.
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Idk riddler, ask him.
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After how many years? His parents are a bunch of BONES now
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2 RepliesCause Jason Todd went f*cking nuts for a while before regaining most of his sanity and becoming a murderous vigilante.
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Jason Todd didn't die
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"Hey Peter, where is your Uncle Ben?" "He is at the movies with your parents, Bruce."
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Loses his inheritance and the bat cave.
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Slightly relevant
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Don't think it works on skeletons dude.
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2 RepliesThey're probably rotten corpses by now
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Because he was a kid when they died