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4/9/2016 6:18:57 AM
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Can We Get Brother Vance A Chair?
I get that he's a badass warlock? and everything, but the guy stands in the reef all day and night taking notes on all of our stats. It has to be exhausting. Even a bar stool would suffice.
What about the other ones standing around? Well, Petra needs to be...sexy.. Veriks isn't human. Ives is just an angry old craptarch who doesn't deserve a chair. Exos don't sit. And that guard swaps shifts.
We need to show our respect to Brother Vance and the Cult of Osiris. Let's get him a comfy recliner to complete his zen moment. I'm sure we can all pitch in at Pier 1. That's just style.
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I can't believe you're actually worried about brother Vance. The vanguard have been standing for more than a year and a half going over strategies for our missions in our fight against the darkness.
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39 RepliesHe can get a chair when Taniks gets a house.
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Edited by xSinicle: 4/12/2016 6:54:25 AMHe needs to sit while he laughs at the people trying to get to his lighthouse by using tlw, 1000yardcrutch and queefers terminus. [spoiler]did i trigger anyone? Give me your salt, i sweated a lot at work today and need to replenish my electrolytes.[/spoiler]
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Oh reader mine, give Brother Vance your attention and you shall fall into Osiris's madness. The vex are powerful beings, guardian. Do not underestimate them... ahh how they trapped Osiris's beliefs in a time portal... an intriguing scene to watch...
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2 RepliesMaybe he can order one off amazon with his iPad. Oh wait, he's blind, but still has an iPad. Maybe he's just legally blind?
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1 ReplyHe gets no chair, he trys to push is religion on guardians, it is despicable.
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2 RepliesBrother Vance has no rear, owes allegiance to no chair.
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Cult leaders don't sit
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I don't see anyone else sitting. DO YOU CARE ABOUT ANYONE
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1 ReplyHe is a warlock, so if we got him a stool we would have to turn it upside down.
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I shall start a stream to raise money to buy brother Vance a chair and a nice desk
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1 ReplyNah, he knows full well the amount of teabagging that goes on during trials matches. Sitting is a dangerous proposition.
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2 RepliesYou know what nobody's noticed? This -blam!- is -blam!-in blind! And the queen gave him some stupid iPad! What's this dumbass doing all day and night on that shit if he can't even see it??
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4 RepliesAmanda Holiday has sat on her ass for a year and a half, she needs to stand up for goodness sake
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3 RepliesWhat about ol Eva Levante? She just stands there doing what I assume is a futuristic version of knitting. All those emblems and shaders.... It takes guts..... It takes guts
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1 ReplyI agree. And can we get that robot that always sweeping a swiffer or a dust pan of sorts? He has been going at it for a year
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1 ReplyIt's because of caring people like you that the city is safe. Yet the guardians that defended it take all the glory. What a shame.
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4 RepliesHow about we first take care of the puddles in the Tower. They've been there for a year and a half. Somebody is gonna slip and break something one of those days...
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2 RepliesThose candles around him ate pretty interesting tho, they don't even burn out lol
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I donate 5000 glimmer toward the fund.
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This is true. Sit him behind his cute little stand lol.
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1 ReplyThey are frames not Exos. I find that offensive. Reported. [spoiler]satire[/spoiler]
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Watch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sSWu92vBXzw
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So that one of you can pull it out from under his when he tries to sit down? Naw fam.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YRI7qMpMCfs
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brother vans belives in the creation theory ... he dont deserve a chair and on xur day petra should wear an outfit where you can see her cleavage can someone make a petition
