Trump

The fact when a woman starts trying to fight you and you can't beat her ass.[spoiler]gender equality[/spoiler]

I hate the color yellow. Who's with me?

Nutella

I hate; -Vine -99 percent of anything social media -toddlers -gay people -jocks -black people that victimize themselves -when the bun is to short for the burger -internet speech -basketball -Mexican pork bone/skin soup -bronies/furries -pizza, lasagna -swans -mosquitos -humidity -burning dry skin -cocky white girls -everyone in my biology class -irrational thinkers -terrorists -overly soggy waffles -to much syrup on pancakes -more sauce than pasta -squeakers -guys who disrespect girls for no reason -fox news -chameleon deathclaws -soggy cereal -people who take showers once a week -soccer in sand -getting sand in eyes while wearing contacts -sports teams that use spartan names/logos -white people that think they're black -getting chased by Rottweilers -teachers on periods -running in sand -eating to much then having to walk to the car -cinnamon gum -musty water -chlorine eyes -Wasps guarding the pool -when popsicles melt and fall off the stick -getting syrup between your fingers -Dog dump in my lawn -weeds -mondays and tuesdays -Sunday after 5pm -gt's that copy YouTubers -no warm showers in the mountains at 6 am -stomach aches -chicken pot pie -kids that look like pumpkins -over eaters -kids that scream at restraunts -parents that dont control their kids -little kids talking to me -belly flops -carpet burns -turf burns -cake/cupcake with to much icing -overly sweet drinks -popular people -sheets with holes -socks with holes -spiders on the couch -walking into spider webs -kicking a soccer ball into a hoop and having it hit the rim...9 times in a row -fat goalies -tall goalies -sasquatch goalies -druggies -bad drivers -texas -burnt popcorn -the smell of burnt popcorn -wet jeans -predicted rain, no rain -rainy yet sunny -overcast at the beach -sand on the balls -seagulls stealing my sandwiches -seaweed in ocean water where you cant see where you're going -unstable roller coasters -fish with white eyes -people who stare at my sexy face -ants -fuzzies on the floor that looks like bugs -the strings that hang off your shorts and touch yoyr leg -^^spelling errors -school chicken sandwiches -when people feel the need to abbreviate small words -korea -local pools -people of walmart -grass itches -explosive bathroom breaks -repeating commercials -spammers -when you try to swallow something REALLY hot and it gets stuck -when somethings hot but you cant spit it out..or swallow it -burps -sagging -sagging -sagging -sagging -over priced products -gnomeo and Juliet -movies with predictable endings -educational films -corn in your teeth -shoes squeaking -wet socks -hateful sprinklers -wasp infested trees -bee infested bushes -over thinking math problems during a test -sweat stinging your eyes -rubbing your eyes with contacts in -glasses drooping to your nose -chalkboards -yelling -the word moist -"latest fashion" -modern homes -unnecessary modifications to things to make them look "cool" -star wars the force awakens -superman -beehives -people who like vandalizing the nets on soccer goals -people who are destructive -emos -goth -scene -invisible assaultrons -NOT mike wazowski -pewdiepie -skydoeswhatever -life hacks -broken batteries -lazy friends -everything that has to do with mickey mouse clubhouse -lazy slobs -people you dont know at school asking for stuff (no[yes] but even if i did i wouldn't give you any) -online tests -constant liars -gossip -drama -transgenders -kardashians -football -lacrosse -tennis -burger king -drinking to much water -having to piss every 5 minutes -getting contacts in at 7am -waking up at 7am -high pitched voices -the gay voice -crunchy macaroni and cheese -burgers with cold ketchup -goosebumps -missing easy chances in sports -looking like a retard in front of the girl you like -annoying midgets that you wanna hit but a single punch would kill them. -"damn daniel" -little kids who have the same shit attitude as their parent -slow drivers -grinding teeth -drivers who think they own the world -people who say a game sucks but can't make one nearly as good -fukbois or whatever the hell they're called -rage messagers -Lamborghini veneno -the result of el clasico today -rap - bungie when they're thirty for money -fat annoying kids -yellow jackets, hornets, wasps, killer bees -people who think honey baked ham is gross -overly random cartoons -back-stabbers -dishonesty -hearing your neighbors at 12am -any type of warning sirens when you were about to fall asleep -blue cheese -tuna -sunburns -having to sleep on carpet with sunburns on your back -cheerleaders -to much makeup -extremely high pitch voices

mondays people who drive slow in the fast lane people who don't use turn signals slow internet vine/viners people who can't control their children crying babies people who think they know everything stupid people weebs furries bronies terrorists people who sag gay people trannies people that dont brush their teeth people who smell having a hole in my sock my english professor cold food that supposed to be hot warm beer when I overburn my tortillas dabbing whip nae nae hotline bling rap hip hop microtransactions in video games mobile games cod ghosts supply drops csgo league of legends pc elitists/morbidly obese basement dwellers tumblr snapchat any pictures of me my voice in recordings when I was younger when the toothpaste falls off the toothbrush when people tailgate me people that ask stupid questions this presidential election trump burnt toast cereal before milk flat soda stale chips having gray hairs when people slam the door on my car being around drunk people going to parties where I dont know anyone except the person who invited me waiting in line people who take too long to order 12 year olds on this app kardashians bruce jenner kanye west when I get forced to do something I dont want to do school shooters when the cookie breaks while dipping it in milk people dont close their mouth when they chew people who slurp their drink that one time the city cut my power for no reason having water seep through my shoes and gettingy feet wet people who disrespect their mother

Bernie Sanders Socialism Mac OSX Windows when it's being difficult DLC Overpriced games Console peasantry EA being EA Ubisoft being Ubisoft

tupac.

YOU

...Nutella