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Edited by cprey:
3/4/2016 1:56:29 AM
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Give me some cheesy destiny jokes
I need a laugh
Edit: thanks for all the replies, and for everyone who posted, nice try!
Edit: best joke so far is by halfburied, can anyone beat him!
Edit: Mejos A7X now has the best joke!
Edit: thanks for 600 replied, and making me laugh
English
#Destiny
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Your mom is so fat, she caused the collapse.
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Press X/A to play
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Shaxx asks caydee if he fancys getting a burger at the iron banner after work Caydee replies no thanks its got sallidin
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What do you call Saladin's bones? [spoiler]Skalatin, Lord of the Iron Boner. ...wait. Oh! Um! Sorry! I didn't mean it like that, I swear![/spoiler]
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The Taken King.
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3 RepliesI would but.... [spoiler]last time I made a joke on the forums I got banned. [/spoiler]
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1 Replyhttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194759551/0/0
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This Y1 joke always stuck with me: What's the Cryptarch's favorite genre of music? [spoiler]Blues[/spoiler]
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Why do Titans have eye problems? [spoiler]they can't blink[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'd tell you a Gjallarhon joke but you probably won't get it......
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I know a joke about the Gjhallerhorn, you won't get it. [spoiler]year 1 joke[/spoiler]
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You should be wearing purple pants cuz dat ass is legendary
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This games still fun
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77 RepliesWanna hear a joke? [spoiler]that Grimiore [/spoiler]
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7 RepliesI play so much destiny my wife's panties are a rare drop.
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2 RepliesEdited by Ashikon: 3/3/2016 2:40:42 AMA Stormcaller walked into a bar. There was no counter.
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1 ReplyThe swarm prince of bel air: Now this is a story all about how the moon got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just wait an iota and lemme tell you how I became a prince guarding this here Sword of Crota
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What did the Speaker say to Zavala in the shower? [spoiler]I have a powerful tool for a powerful guardian. [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesIf tony starx and the hulk had a baby. What would it be called? Iron banner
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Cheese? Are we not talking about pushing warpriest into his oversoul.
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The Joke? The state of this game. I'll be here all week.
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1 ReplyI wanted to tell a destiny joke [spoiler]but they are all taken[/spoiler]
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Bridge Cheesy Joke: A Hunter, a Warlock, and a Titan are at the bridge at Crota's End. "I got my Bones," says the Hunter, grabbing a sword, jumping up on a column and swipes his way across. "I got my hover," says the Warlock, floating up to the left side pillar and then swiping his way out and across. "Thrall scratched me -gonna die!!" screams the Titan, "PANIC FIST!!", and launches himself into the abyss. [spoiler]I apologize to Titans for this joke.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou get kicked off a planet and return to orbit because of a squirrel.
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1 ReplyWhat's my fav mint [spoiler]ice breaker[/spoiler] Why is it my favorite [spoiler]case I have dragons breath[/spoiler]
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Why dont you want to have sex with the Templar? [spoiler]Because he has [i]harpies[/i][/spoiler]
