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Copy Pasta Warning: [spoiler]What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES[/spoiler]
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Yr 2 Dragons Breath or Thunderlord
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Kelly Rohrbach
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1 ReplyOriginal Suros probably. I was so excited when the exotic chest dropped me it
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Either TLW Or Bad Juju Before starting the game, reading through the exotic weapon list TLW seemed like it was going to be my favorite gun, cause if anyone knows borderlands, I used to love the Jakob's pistols and thought it would be similar. I was wrong... But still love it. Bad Juju is my baby though, unlimited ammo when killing, quick super charge, damage buff too. My go to struck primary exotic, murdered this weeks nightfall.
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Ice Breaker
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2 RepliesThe Last Word ...always was, always will be
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Vex mythoclass. Every once in a while I bring this out in pvp and wreck face
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3 RepliesVex Mythoclast ftw
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Edited by SeanyjoneS2: 2/28/2016 8:43:14 PM1) First Curse 2) Hereafter 3) Hawkmoon
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Since launch my favorite has been MIDA, but everyone uses that now. I just started using Monte Carlo, and holy shit it shreds! Why does nobody ever talk about how good it is?
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No land beyond
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Y1: Vex Y2: Chaperone
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patience and time is the schit
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1 ReplyZhalo is bae
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1 ReplyPatience and Time
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1 ReplyThe Last Word Glory horn Dark Drinker Hereafter If i had to decide it'd obviously be TLW. I remember wanting this gun so damn bad back in the early days of destiny. Hand cannons were ass back then but i used them anyways thinkin that i needed to be ready once i finally aquired tlw, little did i know it was completely different than normal handcannons. I screamed like a little girl when i got it out of my 2nd or 3rd nightfall:). Gotta thank the Nexus for being so awesome!
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2 RepliesIt will have to be bolt-caster
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Hawkmoon Thorn Ghorn
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Gjallarhorn Hawkmoon Jade Rabbit
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1 ReplyG-horn Icebreaker
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4 RepliesZhalo Supercell TLW Black Spindle Dregs Promise Plan C Ghjallahorn
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4 RepliesJade rabbit.
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Hawkmoon