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Edited by Palpatine:
3/11/2016 2:08:00 AM
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Post the most messed up childhood memories
I remember in 1st grade, som kid cut in line in front of me. Then I bit him in the shoulder and was sent home for the day.
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A kid was leaning out of his tent at a camp I went to and he fell. When he did, he dragged his leg on the blunt end of a nail and ripped his leg open. I could [i]smell[/i] the blood.
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2 RepliesI walked in on my parents doing the dirty
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Tying my mother torniqiette at 11 years old.
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6 RepliesMe, my brother, and our friend were driving and one of them yelled something out of our car at a group of guys. Before we knew it we were corned in a culdesac by two full cars and out of them came guys with baseball bats. I don't how know but my brother managed to drive through their cars without hitting them and we drove through somebody's yard, took out their mailbox, and almost drove into a pond.
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1 ReplyDidn't know at the time but my dad was cooking peyote in the kitchen when my mom dropped me off at his house. Walked out and told my mom "dad is making cactus for dinner"
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7 RepliesThis thread has potential greatness... I [b]must[/b] nurture it. Bump.
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9 RepliesEdited by Nanor: 3/6/2016 1:26:39 PMMy mom fell down the stairs and broke her arm but I was 5 kills off a nuke in mw2 hell not a chance was I chekin if my moma was ok too risky I could of died [spoiler]i was 9[/spoiler]
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12 RepliesIn third grade, I punched a girl in the face because she wouldn't let me go down the slide.
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1 ReplyWhen i was 5 i slew my first dragon. We fought for 3 days straight, my father watched the whole thing. I finally defeated him and he yielded, excited i turned to my father hoping he'd be proud of me but he wasnt. He demanded i finish the job. I knew what i had to do but as i looked over this monstrously huge dragon, i saw that it was just in pain, too broken to even move. He simply looked at me, he looked so sad... however, i wasnt about to disappoint father, i raised my blade to the heavens, spun it twice and purged it into its eyes and pierced its brain. His body shook once and he died.. i drew my blade my his other eye never left me, even in death he stared at me. My father nodded in approval and walked away, i soon followed but that look still haunts me till this very day.
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2 RepliesI was playing some strange board game in my house while my parents were gone. I was playing it with my crush, some cute girl down the street. After my first roll of the dice, I got a message saying I had to wait in the jungle until someone rolled a 5 or 8. No one picked that game back up in years....
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23 RepliesEdited by Helljumper: 2/27/2016 7:24:02 PMGoing through the United States' public education system.
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18 RepliesHad sex at the age of 13. It was kind of an accident and I hadn't even hit puberty yet (nor had she). I didn't want to stop because it felt good. Me and her are the only people that know. (apart from anyone reading this).
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7 RepliesWhen I got "The Talk" [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMy father left me before I was born.
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2 RepliesThe Vietcong ambushed our position...we took many casualties...captured, tortured...fighting to stay alive.
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7 RepliesOne time, when lining up after recess, I was the second to last kid in line. The last kid came running over, tripped over a rock and slammed his two front teeth into my head just above the hairline. Gave me a nasty gash, but broke his tooth in half. Another time I was waiting to be picked up after school. Another (younger) kid sitting next to me was being annoying so I told him to go away. As I was leaning forward to get something out of my bag, he placed his pencil against the back of my chair so when I leaned back it went into my back about an inch deep. A different day, I was riding my bike the same kid who stabbed me saw me and just stood by the side of the road. When a car came the other way, he pushed his bike out right into me, knocking me over in front of the other car. Thankfully they were able to stop in time as my legs were tangled in the two bikes and I couldn't get up fast enough. Same kid took his dog over to our house once while we were having dinner. He took it behind our house and released it on our dog. Our dog was quite a bit older but was able to fight it off. Even so, the other dog shredded his ear. I remember having to apply cream on his wound for weeks. If I remember correctly, that kid was in jail on drug related charges by 16.
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3 RepliesWhen I was 5, I found out I have Crohns. Look it up.
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3 RepliesI don't remember everything of my childhood, mostly a few images and sounds. A scalpel, a muffled scream... Then when I was an adult I was experimenting on myself and found a computer chip embedded in my skin.
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7 RepliesWhen I was little the neighbor girl who was the same age as me decided to run around naked and start dancing with me and tried kissing me...some things you wish you could forget O.O
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3 RepliesEdited by Haknir: 3/9/2016 3:52:42 AMIn kindergarten, I got in trouble for shoving a pencil in between my butt cheeks, it felt good, like a nice butt-scratching with the eraser... I also got in trouble for saying "butt"... In second grade, one day, the cafeteria had peaches, but they were bad. So all of these kids (except for me, luckily) ate these peaches, and the effects set in quite quickly. The next half of the day consisted of many kids throwing up everywhere. In third grade, they decided to see what would happen when the teachers didn't teach for a day and had 8 and 9 year olds managing themselves. That ended with a lot of kids crying.
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1 ReplyInb4 some really dark shit gets posted
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I didn't get a free college education
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10 RepliesWhen I was little, I would literally stick my fingers up my butt. Yep. I didn't even know why though. But one day... It felt really good for some odd reason. I haven't ever told anyone this story
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5 RepliesEdited by Whoknows: 3/1/2016 10:57:24 PMOnce in 1st grade i was feeling like a badass so i went to school without any of the buttons on my shirt done (except for the top one). After 3rd period we were on our way to gym and i stopped past my locker and much to my anger there was this annoying girl standing in front of my locker. I told her to move and she said "who are you" (in a sarcastic way). I said "move now" and then she said "what you gonna do". Then i moved her out of the way and she hit me, so then i did the only logical thing. I kicked her in the leg and called her a boch. (A tv show i saw censored the B word into boch). After that i was sent to the principals office and once there i finally un-buttoned the final button and flapped the shirt like i was a pimp. Then i sat in the chair and and leaned all the way down and looked the principal right in the eye and sat there for what seemed like hours. Finally my mom picked me up and never even talked about it again. This is the first time i have told anyone besides a girl in 7th grade.
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Some little bitch pushed me into a campfire when I was like 6. My dad moved the fastest I've ever seen him move lol. Jumped over the balcony of the house which was like a 15 foot drop than pulled me out. All the skin from my knees down to my ankles was charred and like peeling off.
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[b] [/b] [spoiler]Consider it a bump.[/spoiler]
