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Edited by Palpatine:
3/11/2016 2:08:00 AM
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Post the most messed up childhood memories
I remember in 1st grade, som kid cut in line in front of me. Then I bit him in the shoulder and was sent home for the day.
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2 RepliesEdited by DG Ancient: 3/10/2016 12:07:24 PMI always know I can win these competitions but don't want it coming back to haunt me. This is the Internet after all, nothing is ever deleted.
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Edited by ANGRY ASIAN 500: 3/13/2016 1:06:57 PMWhen I was 4-ish I went over to my neighbors house to play and he decided to play "secret agents", which somehow involved me being naked, he was like 9 or 10.
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I set a snake on fire when I was 6. It's like the only thing I remember
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3 RepliesEdited by Ezko: 3/9/2016 10:10:53 PMWas playin on the school computer one day, and then (should know, i wasnt the biggest kid back then and the other kid was so...) this other kid keeps bumping me hand as im playin. Everyone is around me watching me kick ass at this game and this fat fucķ keeps bumping me so i just straight up punched him in the face. He was crying. It was my first week at that school too. After that, he was so nice to me. We never had any problems again.
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7 RepliesMy father was a scientist. He was always obsessing over work. He would lock himself in the attic for days at a time doing his experiments. One time he built a miniaturization device and accidentally shrunk me and my sister. We ended up getting lost in the backyard for days. A scorpion 30 times larger than us attacked and killed my favorite ant. I'll never forget her, I used to ride around on her thorax and pet her feelers. Then, years later my baby brother was hit with the same device, only in reverse. He blew up to 100 times his original size and went on a rampage, destroying parts of downtown Vegas. You might even remember seeing something about it on the news.
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4 RepliesEdited by yournamehere777: 3/11/2016 3:24:14 PMI asked my dad for a pop tart and he threw a tray at me.
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3 RepliesI bombed my school and blamed it on my friend and when they found out it was me I apologized and they told me it's not my fault
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2 RepliesWatched a kid die in the gym, havent been back to a gym since
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3 RepliesEdited by Seldser: 2/26/2016 3:16:20 PMI have a memory of my bed being infested by ants, so I had to sleep in my sister's room, but when I brought it up with my parents they said it never happened. THEN WHOSE MEMORY IS IT?! [spoiler]yes, I know now it was a dream, it's just weird that it feels like a memory[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesEdited by Bill Nye: 3/13/2016 3:27:39 AMNot really scary or messed up, but here goes: [spoiler]I ate a carpenter when I was 4 years old. I said I liked it. By the way, it wasn't the construction worker type of carpenter. The insect thingy.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMy baby brother playing with thumb tacks on the floor (he knocked over a tub of them) them cries and I run in, like 5 or 6, step on one, jump to my other foot and get another few in the other foot, then fall on my back...
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12 RepliesI was in kindergarten art room and this kid opens up a stapler and the staples shoot out into his forehead. It was awful with just blood everywhere
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9 RepliesDropped my fish in a blender(by accident) and watched as it turned to a sushi smoothie
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5 RepliesMe and some friends went running at an ice cream truck with water guns [spoiler]he gave is free ice cream [/spoiler] [spoiler]we mugged a ice cream man[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesNot messed up but wierd. So when I was in primary school we saw these kids eating grass (or at least it looked like grass). They said it tasted like lemons. So we thought "why not" so we tried it and it did. After a while almost everyone was there eating it. You could swear the Scholls was starving us (not really)
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12 RepliesWhen I was 5 my parents left my brother in charge of babysitting me. He was about 13 years old and wanted to do nothing but play Runescape. Me being a needy little shit that all kids are, kept pestering him to get me some juice. Keep in mind I interrupted some very important and competitive lobby fishing, so he wasn't too happy with me. He finally agrees and goes to get me a cup of juice. I take the cup from him when he returns, take a huge ass drink of it, only to find I just gulped down straight pickle juice. I spit it all over the floor and he made me clean it up while he laughed and played more Runescape. The end.
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2 RepliesA kid tried running my head over with one of the fastest SOLID METAL and insanely heavy tricycles. This was kindergarten. Also, I cracked my head open at Disneyland and probably was bleeding all over the new Bug's Life ride. Good times tbh and they aren't even my worst ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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13 RepliesEdited by NARIVUS: 3/9/2016 3:33:19 PMWhen I was in sixth grade, some asshole kept stealing my fancy colored pencils and I told him if he didn't stop I'd stab him. He didn't listen, and ended up getting a freshly sharpened navy blue pencil stuck through his hand when he grabbed for another.
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My moms boyfriend would lock me in a rabbit cage while she was at work.
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1 ReplyOnce, I was playing cops and robbers (or something similar), and all of the lights in the gymnasium were off, because the cops had flashlights I was in jail when someone yelled, "jailbreak". I ran into the gym, but I could barely see a thing. I ended up running head-first into a kid, then I fell back and into another kid. Then I was knocked out on the floor. [u]None of the adults noticed[/u]. I woke up about 5 minutes later and quit the game.
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Learning to smoke meth with mom
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9 RepliesI am still a child. This generation is painful.
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when i was 7 on a bus i broke a kids nose and he wouldn't stop bleeding i was scared to see all that blood and asked myself if he was gonna die. now when i look back at that i just laugh lmao.
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1 ReplyEdited by Finky Bean: 3/12/2016 4:01:03 PMA girl locked me in the closet and kissed me a couple times. Yeah. Had my first wasted, and it was still my last.
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You know, I don't mind, once when I was 7 years old, I sat on a banana, and that of course changed my whole life. -Hugh Neutron
