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Edited by Palpatine:
3/11/2016 2:08:00 AM
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Post the most messed up childhood memories
I remember in 1st grade, som kid cut in line in front of me. Then I bit him in the shoulder and was sent home for the day.
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10 RepliesEdited by gyarados: 5/10/2016 12:24:40 PMI threw a knife at a kid at camp for making fun of me because im adopted i managed to graze his ear and the knife landed in a jug of orange juice he later ratted on me for "bullying" this was about 4 years ago
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Our whole grade including the teachers alwys had air drop on, some boy named himself "anonymous deathclaw" and sent some hot and kinky stuff to everyone in the grade, he never got caught but the teacher got so mad
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Similar story but I decked someone in the face
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i found my homework which my teacher said was not turned in on the ground. IN A RANDOM FIELD. i was so mad.
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4 RepliesWhen i was 11, i went into a restaurant bathroom. In one of that stalls i was hearing moaning sounds, and what sounded like an 8 year old. He was saying things like, "I want to throw up", "Its all white" "it dosen't taste good" and "its in my throat". The "dad" was saying like "its ok, try not to spit up" and that kind of stuff. I just thought the kid was having a bad day and had an upset stomach and was throwing up. I didn't bother tell my parents. Looking back on it 2 years later when i was 13, i think i know what happened.
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1 ReplyOnce my teacher lost my homework and I got so mad I devised a plan to murder her the set fire the the school (I drew it on paper) my mom found it and let's just say it wasn't a fun 2 hours talking to a psychiatrist... [i]~Navy[/i]
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I really want to say but idk if I should
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My brother told me BJ stood for "butt juice" and it was something gay guys got all the time for no reason, like it was a symptom of being gay. And our family friend Kevin was gay, and I said "oh man.. I bet Kevin gets a lot of BJ" and my mom and brother were completely silent. Idk dude. And once, me and my brothers were watching Harold and Kumar (I think it was the Christmas one?) and there was "fellatio" and I was like six and I was like "ew that's so gross.. That's where pee comes from" and my brothers were like "if you ever want a boyfriend you [i]have[/i] to do that." Good old days.
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Asked someone when i was 7 why my penis was full of poop 😝
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For memes!
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Edited by Chicken run: 3/24/2016 2:21:11 AMIn kindergarten a boy tried to kiss me during nap time...I survived
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Edited by MariusJ: 3/22/2016 11:48:46 AM[Redacted]
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2 RepliesI was molested by a former friend. Sorry I couldn't think of anything funny.
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3 RepliesBeing a teen in this generation
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18 Replies-My sister tried to legitimately kill me with a metal bat when I was 7 -A bunch of kids tried to drown me at a pool party when I was 5, went to my parents, sobbing hysterically, and was told to stop being such a wimp and to go apologize to the nice kids -Almost drowned around 10 times before the age of 12 -Molested by older sister from age 4 to age 8 -Got to see the lifeless body of my newborn sister -List goes on
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2 RepliesI swear to God that dodgeballs love to hit me in a certain male organ....
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46 Repliescaught my parents doing it when I was 9 ... all I wanted was a sandwich :'(
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3 RepliesWhen I was a kid I didn't get into the art school I wanted so I killed 6 million I'm a tantrum and then somehow I killed myself
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So in primary school we had fairly open plan classrooms that would house two classes at a time, with usually a low wall or partition between them, but in the Year 4 classroom (around age 7/8 for you Americans) there was a separate 'quiet' room full of computers and desks we world occasionally use that divided both the classes. I have this hazy memory from back then where It's break time, but I'm in this quiet room. All the lights have been turned off and I'm fairly low down, like I'm crouching under a table I think. The teacher had said he wanted to see me at break time so that's why I'm there. I know there's someone else there but I don't know exactly who, and I'm feeling pretty scared at this point about something. I don't remember anything else concretely, but what I do know is that the teacher suddenly left halfway through the year and went to jail, which we later found out was because of paedophilia charges, and for the rest of that year I was constantly getting into trouble and doing stupid shit because I hated being in school; I tried multiple times to run away for example, and I would always be trying to find a way to be sent home. I don't remember what happened and it really bugs me.
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1 ReplyWhen I was seven my dad accidentally showed me the first bio shock trailer, that was... Uhh... Disturbing...
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7 RepliesChowder getting canceled
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1 ReplyI've climbed a lot of fences and have had two bad accidents... One is when I was hopping over and the top of the fence in my wrist and second time... [spoiler]lets just say I got stabbed in a place where no man should[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesWhen I was around 4 or 5 ish me, my identical twin brother jake, and my mom were at my grandparents house. We went into there basement and found a full sized mirror. Jake started crying when he saw it, so I casually waddled over and broke down when I saw the mirror. My mother rushed to see what the problem was, but when she came over all I could say was Mom! I don't want to be Jake! :(
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3 RepliesMy brother duck taped me to the wall and slaped me with meat (no joke) #truestory
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2 RepliesAt the age of 11 I got really sick. Was hospitalized for weeks at some times. Went through medical tests throughout a year before doctors found out what was wrong. Got diagnosed with Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis. Worst thing is, during one of the times I was in hospital my mom said to me "If your gonna die hurry up and die so I don't have to suffer seeing you like this." I still choke up to this day thinking about it. Apparently I misheard the way she said it or took it the wrong way.
