NEED ONE FOR ORYX, MUST HAVE: - Balls that weigh 2.3 pounds or more (Each) - 7.4 million dollars worth of contact solution - Immunity to Poison Ivy - Broken up with at least 12 mistresses - Rock hard abs (5/6 must be actual rocks) - A Ph.D. from Harvard with a 5.1 GPA - The ability to teach college level AP neuroscience - Killed a Great White Shark with bear hands (I didn't mean bare hands. You first need to kill a bear) - 7 First Place Double, Backwards Iron Man Medals - The ability to speak Russian, Portuguese, and German at the same time backwards and upside-down - An autograph from a basketball player named Tom Brady - The ability to run a 4 minute mile in 3 minutes - Had sex with the Queen (her brother is also acceptable) - The ability to talk to animals in dog years - The ability to play jump rope with your slong - A Nobel Prize - A Ferrari - Won Tour De France while eating only Laxatives - Never in your life eaten Laxatives - Survived on an uninhabited island with people on it for 3 years - Watched Modern Family with our first president - Minimum 8 Kids, at least 9 of them boys - The ability to hold breath for 6 minutes. - Have flawless spelling and understanding of the English language WITHOUT autocorrect - The ability to sow hats in under and hour - Collectors edition of borderlands - Must have gotten every exotic in game from coming last place in crucible Failure to have EVERYTHING listed here will result in us reporting and muting you, even if you aren't trying to join.

Try getting into a raid without any completions, 4 days now I've been trying with a 290+ character, I'll join and say hey this is my first time.... boot. Screw the new players, I remember the second week VOG was out, the community was amazing. Those players are probably all gone now.

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This is why I don't use lfg anymore

Lmao I got kicked by pathetic retards too. I'm a 303 Titan with ToM, emblem and gear to boot wtf you kicking me for??

You haven't killed crota on hard or skolas and have less than 4K grimoire and 100k medal Yeah no wonder you were booted lmao Edit: I have equipped experimental gear

Looking for 5 Must have beaten oryx 35.5 times Must have secret emblem from killing oryx in 2 seconds or you are booted Must not be a sqeeker and be old enough to drink alchal Looking for light lvl 310 or your are booted from my team Im better so if my mom want me to make spaghettios i get a break or you are booted Must no good spelling like me or you are booted

I kicked like eight people the other night from my raid group upon joining I would ask them a very skill testing question "If there were two people on and island and you could only save one, and they were either Justin timberlake or Jackie chan, which one would you save?" Poor saps kept choosing Jackie chan. Losers.

I once got kicked for not knowing how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop

I've given up on the raid. I can't even get a group to try it with. 298 Hunter but everyone asks for 300+. The game is getting worse in that kind of aspect.

This is how some of us feel when we get kicked without given a chance. I might be a lower light level than everyone but that doesn't prove my skill at this game.

I like how people say "you need such and such gun" I did it with Monte Carlo and a shotty and still finished top 2 in damage done to the deathsingers and killing blow on Oryx.... People just want to rush thru shit.