People not voting for batman? Oh please. We would hear Peter Dinklage say, "guardian down" every two seconds if batman was in crucible. And since we are the guardians you guys seriously think we could kill batman? And people saying you could just super him, uh he would jump or grapple out of the way. The same way he gets away from gunfire and explosions. Our supers aren't nukes bros. most of them are pretty much grenade explosions.
Pfft, Batman [i]obviously[/i]. Anyone who disagrees has clearly never picked up a Batman comic in there life.
He's stealthier than a Hunter and armored like a Titan and could beat both in hand-to-hand combat.
He dodges Deadshots bullets and beats Deathstroke, Bane, and Killer-croc in hand-to-hand combat.
You can't truly know Batman just from the films and Arkham games.
But to help you guys understand, he can sneak up on Superman.
Here's an exert from the DC data base on Supermans powers of detection.
[spoiler]Superhuman Hearing: Superman has incredible hearing at extreme variances of sound and pitch frequency, allowing him to pick up noises from across the globe. He has shown enough control to block out ambient sounds to focus on a specific source/frequency.
Super Smell: On various occasions, Superman has demonstrated that his sense of smell is significantly enhanced to the point he can smell odors across the entire planet.
Super Vision: Superman also possesses a superior sensory arrangement of visual capabilities.
Electro-magnetic Spectrum Vision: He can see into all of the EM Spectrum. Superman can see and identify radio/television and any and all broadcast/transmitted frequencies, allowing him to avoid detection through radar or satellite monitoring methods.
Telescopic Vision: The ability to focus his vision to see something at a great distance, without violating the laws of physics.
Microscopic Vision: The ability to see extremely small objects and images down to the sub atomic level.
X-Ray Vision: The ability to see through anything except lead. Since it is passive, this ability would not generate harmful radiation in the same manner as a focused projection of hard X-rays.
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And in one comic he fights off, literally, half of Gothams entire criminal population as they try and all rush him in a big mob.
At some point a meta-human (Someone with genetic superpowers) comes to help him. She says that the way Batman fights is perfect, like math, because he correctly calculates his EVERY. SINGLE. MOVE. Without wasting any effort or strength.
I could go on, but you get the idea.
Batman fights Guardian equivalents all the time.
Batman? Oh you mean the most convenient superhero ever written? The one without powers, yet the writers always find some ridiculous, shark-jumping way of keeping him relevant around other heroes?
Ordinary man with gadgets loses to space magic. Done.
You can't win against "intelligent" characters because fans will insist that said character is virtually omniscient and has a perfect countermeasure for everything and everyone.
Anyway, guardians win since they get laid way more than Batman.
Batman: Slept with a handful of women at most.
Guardians: Slept with millions of players' moms.
This is easy... If batman has prep time, he wins. If he doesn't, guardian wins. This same holds true for pretty much any character you could think of going against batman. At least, that's the way he is written.
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