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Edited by BigTime-_805_-:
4/13/2015 5:36:14 PM
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HoW: You will be booted from my fire team if...
HoW release date: May 19th
If you are using a Fatebringer
If you have a grimoire score under 2600
If you are GjallarhornLess
If you are a Raiders fan
If you are under the age of 16
If you are beyond the age of 50
If you are a hunter
If you don't have the flawless raider trophy
If you are a Titan without ruin wings or helm of saint
If you are NOT an American
If you rep FWC
If you think "THE DRESS" is gold and white
If you are wearing the glowhoo shader
If your gamer tag begins with xX
If you don't know who the greatest college football program of all-time is ...Hint: GoBlue
Edit 1: 300 replies! We have a good thing going guys, lets keep this thing rolling...
Edit 2: Over 500 replies! Shot out to those who treated this thread for what it was, which was a joke/troll. Did this thread really need a #Satire?
Also, thank you to the easy targets out there who allowed me to get in their vulnerable heads; I had a few good laughs.
[b]Oh and GO BLUE!!!![/b]
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#Destiny
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1 ReplyShoutout to all the salty ass bitches in the comments haha
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2 RepliesGO SPARTANS!!!!!!
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1 ReplyAll this and If you are not a white Christian who makes more then $400,000 a month and must be a male.
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you will be kicked from my fireteam if.... your b.net username is BigTime
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Lost my respect when you tossed my Raiders under the bus... So what if we sucked for 13 years now. We are on the rise
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You will be kicked from MINE if... You make posts like this that aren't satire.
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You're also stupid
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Go blue
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And let me guess you are all those things right?! Let me guess your the best guardian there ever was! Also we must have glowhoo right?
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If you haven't sacrificed your first born If you don't have 100% on intellect, strength and discipline If you are a mommas boy If you don't have a grimmore score of 3000 If you can't equip 2 exotics as armor (only scrubs equip 1) If you don't have a 3rd sub class If you don't have a Ghorn that maxes at 400 If you aren't level 40 You should add these as well since no one will join you.....
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7 RepliesEdited by Human_Pudding29: 3/9/2015 2:15:55 AMYou will get kicked if you prefer Pepsi over coke If you like mellow yellow and hate surge If you dance during the raid at anytime If you wear socks with sandals.
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I nerfed your mom right in the buff.
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[quote]If you rep FWC [/quote] You're a bitch.
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3 RepliesWhat do you have against fwc?
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2 Repliesso people with Xx are safe than ok phew good
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6 RepliesHow many Wolverine fans does it take to change a light bulb? [spoiler]They don't. They just stand around and talk about how good the old one was.[/spoiler]
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Someone forgot their satire tag
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We are...
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If you dont have a gilr by your side, doing .....
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You will get booted if: You don't stop stating stupid reasons to boot people
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You will get booted if... you don't like the Vancouver Canuck's. Don't like poutine Like the Toronto Maple leafs Don't like hockey Like soccer (sorry but being in the crowd is more fun than the dam game. Talk about a boring game uggghhh)
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MSU for life Michigan cheats
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Roll tide to that I guess
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I qualify for all your perquisites but I think the dress is gold and white
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1 ReplySo I'm not getting kicked?
