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1/10/2015 8:30:57 PM
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How do you pick up girls? 2.0
I'm starting this thread again, not sure if its gonna fail or succeed. Tell us wise forum people, how do you pick up girls? Tell everyone your ways.
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make her cry without her knowing it was your fault. then cheer her up. classic white knight/damsel in distress ploy. i found that if you kill her dog, then be there for her for a couple days, then steal a dog from a neighborhood down the road and give it to her, it works pretty well.
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With a Forklift.
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Wrap my arms around her and lift
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By their tits
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1 ReplyWell im semi attractive and have had success in the past and rejection and im not afriad of either. Secondly if she shows interest, which I can get any hint like a look or body language ill make a move. Depending on the girl you could compliment her or ask her if she wants to get high. Again I've had success with both and all kinds of drugs. Thirdly if I've done any of those and she's still next to me its safe to say she's into me and I flirt more openly. Get my point across. Here's the scenario. Take date out flirt a little show interest but still be a little reserved. You got side bitches if this falls through. I ask her some small talk questions and through in my favorite line. You may think its cheesy but dont knock it till you try it. I ask "are you a good kisser?", but like a serious question just like I ask where she works or where she is from. She usually get all giggly because she was thinking the same about you but she is to afraid to say it. So now your making out in the booth at the bar and having drinks. You walk down to the beach its night time down from the bars. I live in florida so this is convenient. Out on the beach you keep making out tell her you wanna see how it fits. Now, if she is really into you you get to whip it out and at least get some head. She will let you put it in and thats how you let her know, you are really "into" her. Thats how I got my last std. I got more story's like this if you really need more advice.
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With my legs not my back.
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Use Internet spell girl incorrectly free grill!!!!! No girl but now you can get a effing free sausage or hotdog
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I act like my awkward self, then when I find a lady who appears worth sum fuq, I begin my courtship dance. A few hours later, I'm in.
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Grab her bottom part and her boobs gently, and bang her without permissions
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Walk up, say "I'm no Trojan virus but I think I found a way into your back door" then wink.
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Well my friend, there is only one way to know if a girl likes you. Here is what you have to do. Put some toast in an envelope with her name on it and give said envelope to her. Then wait for up to two days. If she gives you an envelope back..., do not open it until you get home. Get home, open it and there should be nude pics of her inside. The next day talk to her alone after or before school. Then you have to say a secret code, is the peanut butter in the potato? If she answers, No it is in the apple sauce, then she likes you. If she kicks you in the balls and runs away, then it is safe to say she is not interested. Hope that helps
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Witt mah strahng ahnd mahsculahr ahrms, brah!
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Be me. So far you're on the right track.
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One must lift with the knees not the back
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get her something real nice like an Xbox. oh, and whiskey.
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1 ReplyWhat I'd do: Ask a girl if I can borrow their phone Call friend who's in on it. Act like they're a loved one, etc. Meet up with them. Both get number. Instant threeso- I mean, uh.. date! Yeah... date.... [spoiler]Insert awkward cough here[/spoiler]
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Put your right hand on her legs Left hand on her tits Carry her to your home
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Using my Nightfighter.
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5 RepliesEdited by OspreyDrone: 1/10/2015 9:13:52 PMWrks with white girls all da time my fren 1. Put a Starbucks drink in open land 2.white girl will appear to retrieve 3.use crane to pick her up 4. Profit
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Telekinesis.
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3 RepliesI usually pick them up an accidentally drop them into a wood chipper.
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Ask if she saw my halo montage on YouTube
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Or telepathic powers
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With my human hands
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For the fat one's a forklift is best, for the skinny ones gentle is best otherwise you'll snap that bitch.
