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4/5/2023 1:53:36 AM
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What is the lowest price you’d be willing
To kill a Panda for?
All logistics will be handled for you. All you have to do is push the button.
Also news stations will know you killed the panda.
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10 bucks I need the money
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I wouldn’t be able to 😭
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3 Replies8bil When I die, my descendants will be left well off if I invest well.
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Edited by Panzer I: 4/8/2023 1:44:20 AM110% of Elon Musk's Net Worth so I can make fun of the nerd. Killing a panda? Sucky. Making fun of humans? Funny.
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4 Replies$250 at the least. If you really want me to do it, $50,000.
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2 Replies$350 million US. Half goes to wildlife preservation. Half goes to disappearing myself because I'm not paying the funders back.
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It’d need to be a high enough price to secure a stable future for me & my family. That’d include the [url=https://onestepfromeden.gamepedia.com/Money]Money[/url] to buy at least two houses, and still have [url=https://onestepfromeden.gamepedia.com/Money]Money[/url] left over for regular living. It’d also give me a lot of bad reputation, though, which would impact sales of any product I decided to make, so probably an even higher price than that to make up for the bad publicity. So while I don’t have a specific number, it’s definitely a lot higher of a price than anyone would be willing to pay, but, like, what do you expect, asking a vegetarian to kill an animal? Although, tbh, I don’t like pandas much, so it might be a slightly lower price than asking me to kill most animals would be.
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4 RepliesI'm with Panda security. A package has been mailed to your address. Don't worry, it probably won't explode. It's probably just a cake. Have a nice day.
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1 Reply$8.32
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nothing because i aint doing that
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3 RepliesWouldn’t do it for any amount. They’re endangered. Difficult to get to breed. Nope.
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7 RepliesEdited by Speaker: 4/5/2023 2:48:24 PMFirst of all your premise is flawed. Being endangered means killing one is a hefty crime, and I've been contracted to kill it in front of journalists, who will alert the wider media in seconds/minutes. Law enforcement will be on me like a hobo on a ham sandwich- this being one of the most shocking crimes against wildlife ever so brazenly perpetrated in recent memory. My terms would be you cover any and all legal defense, regardless of outcome, and personally guarantee $950,000,000 + $350,000,000 (tax on my private contractor status)- total of $1.3 billion before tax- AFTER I had been acquitted or served the associated prison time. Not before. I will not commit a crime against nature only to have my Ill-gotten gains plucked by uncle Sam as evidence. This will protect you too as the client. That's what it would take to put me in front of that button and even then I'm not sure if I'd go through with it. Pandas are cute.
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Old panda putting it out of its misery because of cancer? Yeah not a hard decision Baby flippin 2 billion pls
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1 ReplyFree.. I could do with a new rug.
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Edited by CosmicMerauder: 4/5/2023 1:18:19 PMNo amount. I’m comfortable enough financially not to kill an endangered animal. I appreciate our natural world too much to consider doing that. Not that I have a problem killing animals. I stock my freezer every year. Just not the endangered ones.
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If I’m gonna kill an animal, do I deserve something in return? If my morality is going to buckle then it may as well be for zero money; after all, I don’t consider it less immoral to eat meat the cheaper it is to buy, in fact kind of the opposite. An animal is dying and yet I’m receiving a hundred thousand dollars or even more? Doesn’t sound very fair to me.
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1 ReplyI need 100.000$ so that I can assassinate the news reporters. Then I need 1000000$ to make my family stable and happy. Then I need 1000000$ for myself just because. So yea.
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3 RepliesDepends on the panda. Is it just chill? Or has it been caught defrauding a children’s hospital? Leading an underground criminal organization? Running guns? Curing cancer? Writing the next great pandian novel? Not all panda’s come at the same price.
