Are you lonely? Tired of teaming up with blind dates in crucible? Not feeling satisfied with inexperienced guardians in the raid? The four play in trials has bad communication? Didn’t hit the climax in the prestige nightfall? Well Guardians Meat.com will save you from all that. We are experienced players that can hit that high note. Come join us and meet your Guardian match today. Guardians Meat.com is recruiting active players. •Must be 18 years or older •Must have a mic. •Must not be offended easily •Must be active or booted •Must help out other clan mates even if they are bad Needing PVP and PVE players. We been a maxed lvl clan since D2 came out. Things we do good at maybe we think so but probably not. •Raids(This is just a bunch of dudes Blowing Dudes Some More but they are just a little more coordinated and longer than a Nightfall) •Crucible(Just a bunch of crazy people beating other people until their dead) •Nightfall( It’s just a threesome trying to beat it faster than others)(They might need some lube on them guns for how much ammo they using) •Strikes(It’s like watching a video it’s fun at start but once your done you just sit there and just see how bad the acting really is) •Faction Rallies(If they ever come back) •Iron Banner(Satan was nicer than these people) •Trials of the Nine(I think this is dead?) •Weddings(Did 2 last week) •Anniversaries(On break waiting for the guys to get back in game) •Killing each other •Lore(These people watch the video from beginning to end they are like a light switch but never turns off) Ohhhh look a dead ghost on the ground. Well if that doesn’t pull you in I don’t know what will. Maybe you a more of a pull out type of person. But we definitely stay in. Join us today. This message is supported and paid by Trojan Men. The people who got left behind in the horse.