1: George the titan
George the titan was preparing to enter a crucible match when suddenly he was struck down by a cabal drop pod. It is unknown why he was targeted but many players believe Bungie programmed them to target players.
2: OffTopic snap
Early 2018 Bungie purged OffTopic of any people who didn’t own destiny 2. Many friendships were broken and they lost a lot of good people. Though this has also happened in destiny 1 many will argue that this one was worse.
3. Curse of Osiris
Many Epic gamers had hoped CoO would fix several problems the game was having. However they were surprised to learn that it was a $20 dumpster fire.
4: The Dawning
To make matters worse after the release of Curse of Osiris Bungie had the Dawning event. Players were shocked to find that Tess was running the event. This sparked tons of controversy and outrage from the community. It even started a revolution in the forums.
5: Wormhusk
Titans were unhappy with this hunter exotic. After much fighting and debate Bungie ultimately decided to side with the stupid titans and nerf it. This has created bad blood between hunters and titans ever since.
6: Cayde’s death
During a prison riot Cayde was shot and killed. Many epic gamer went on a campaign for revenge of their fallen ally. Some argue that if titans didn’t nerf wormhusk he might still be with us today.
7: Nova warp
With the release of forsaken warlocks had access to nova warp. Arguably the best warlock super in the game. However once again titans couldn’t handle having someone else in the meta so it was ultimately nerfed into the ground. F to pay respects.
8: [insert epic gamer here]
This player was shot and killed by Luna’s howl. He then proceeded to write a seven page essay on why he was mad and how he shouldn’t have died. He went on about how anthem would kill this game and how fortnite is awesome.
9: DerpyTaco is banned.
Exactly 1 year ago Derpy was enjoining himself on the forums when he was suddenly hit with a ban. He had been banned for a week due to posting in the wrong sub forums. I guess some ninja thought it was easier to do that instead of moving it to OffTopic.
10: DerpyTaco11 loses halo wars firefight
DerpyTaco11 and Chmielewski213 were in an intense blitz firefight on halo wars 2. After a wave Chmielewski213 asks DerpyTaco11 to swap positions. The enemy was focusing on his location for the most part and his army had taken a beating. DerpyTaco11 agreed and began to move his army. It was only after his kodiaks were in the middle of the battlefield when Derpy realized his mistake. A new wave was starting and his artillery was without cover. Derpy watched in horror as hornets and vultures gave a 🖕to his kodiaks before erasing them from existence. Without artillery the match was lost shortly after.
I know this has been sad to read so I’ll leave on a joke.
What kind of bees produce milk?
[spoiler]Boobies[/spoiler]
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Lmao, new headcanon confirmed. Titans caused Cayde's death. #BlameTitans! [spoiler]#BlameStosh[/spoiler]
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Low key I read some of these in Jez's voice lol.
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2 RepliesWhat about d2 itself? I still cry inside me. I want d1 back!
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2 RepliesD1 nightfall rewards gave my two teammates ghost shells while I got strange coins. It made me shed a tear... :'(
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Throttling xp was shady af
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When we lost the Dink! Can’t sink the Dink baby!
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2 RepliesEdited by Killmonger: 2/15/2019 3:11:22 AMLet’s be honest nobody cried harder in destiny history than huntards and warlocks when Sunbreaker titan was first introduced into the game. The forums were flooded with tears and the fear was inevitable in crucible.
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Add announce of indefinite end of trials
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Damn I forgot the popcorn again -blam!- any the thunder blaming titans yet they don't know they have some of the best and most op supers and combos in the game but it's whatever we were the front of nerfs in d1 because HUNTERs didn't like that we actually had a good super and our SC lunge was good hunters complained in d1 we got needed to hell and they kept there op shit at least you aren't getting needed to hell? No ok I'm going to go get popcorn for your next comment
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1 ReplyAdd this. Being in cue for an hour in comp. Makes me cry Everytime
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21 RepliesF Couldn’t agree more. I refuse to play a Titan because of how cheap they are and all the bitching.
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2 Repliesthe purge was on FEB 7TH NEVER 4GET
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Hunter crybaby wormhusk was nerfed because you didn't require a kill like one eyed
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7 RepliesOfftopic was a cesspool of hate speech so not exactly sad, but then, it's Bungie's fault for failing to police the forums for _years_ before Destiny 1 even launched.
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Farming for the solstice armor and the next week it's useless
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Trying to get pass 1200 in comp solo que, I have sausages for fingers. I’m crying now or is that sweat. I just don’t know anymore.
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Gargantuan Displeasure
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Edited by Salsicha, o espalha lixo: 2/15/2019 2:25:27 AMThank you DerpiTaco11: I now officially know too much.
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Cayde come back we’ll buff wormhusk! *12 years later* Almost there Cayde! Just gotta post some more! *80 years later* *dies* Cayde’s ghost: “Aww man!” (not that kind of ghost, the dead ghost)
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1 Replypeople crying to the michael jackson song at the end of free willy .
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1 Reply1- the taken king sandbox patch that ruined the amazing House of Wolves PvP 2- the rise of iron sandbox patch that ruined the taken king's decent PvP
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3 RepliesWhat about when you started destiny 2 and realized that self res was the only warlock super removed and seemingly replaced with something blatantly generic and far less good.
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1 ReplyCan one name and shame oneself? Reported.
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15 RepliesLeave on a joke? The whole f*cking post is a joke, and a bad one at that. Go away.
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4 Replies#4 and 6 didn't matter in the slightest. Dawning was kinda dope Imo. MW cores were easy to get. And -blam!- cayde 6.
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8. so sad but so very true. lol.