None. They arrest the bulb for being broke and beat the room for being black.
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4 RepliesHow many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? [spoiler]Two, but you have to figure out how to get them in there first.[/spoiler]
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How quickly would you get banned if you posted this in something besides offtopic lmao
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2 RepliesSpot the SJW!
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Oldie but goodie
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Sounds like something an SJW would say.
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This joke is mine now
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Zero. They pay the maintenance/janitorial staff to do that kinda stuff.
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-blam!- the police
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2 RepliesHuh. Never know the police do stuff like that. You must be talking about the american police force
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1 Because they're normal people just like us. Maybe not you though.
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Rimshot.
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1 ReplyHeard this so many times
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1 ReplyHow many chiropractors does it take to screw in a light bulb? [spoiler]One, but it takes six visits.[/spoiler]
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How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to screw in the new bulb and three to sing about how much they miss the old one.
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... Ugh, horrible dude.. horrible.
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Damn. I had no idea so many people struggled with putting in lightbulbs. They're not gonna be getting anywhere doing that.