After reading many forum posts here, I've realized that Bungie is up to some extremely nefarious stuff that should cause anyone with a modicum of ethical awareness severe unease. We must stand up to Bungie's clear and present tyranny.
What tyranny, you ask? The tyranny of *forcing* players to not only play Destiny 2- but *forcing* them to do activities that some members of this community find lackluster and boring. Below, I've quoted several common complaints that we all need to take more seriously.
"WAHHH. BUNGIE IS FORCING SOLO PLAYERS TO JOIN GROUPS TO DO RAIDS!"
"WAHHH. BUNGIE IS FORCING ME TO GRIND FOR GEAR BECAUSE I DIDN'T GET EVERYTHING I WANTED FROM 2 NIGHTFALLS!."
"WAHHH. BUNGIE IS FORCING ME TO WAIT A COUPLE MINUTES BETWEEN OPENING CHESTS"
"WAHHH. BUNGIE IS FORCING ME TO SAVE MY SHADERS BECAUSE THEY'RE SINGLE-USE"
"WAHHH. BUNGIE IS FORCING ME TO PLAY A NIGHTFALL/RAID THAT I FEEL IS BROKEN"
Ladies and Gentlemen, Bungie is clearly using threats of force and coercion to enslave our fellow gamers. Unlike many of us, these poor wretches have absolutely no choice but to continue to play a game that they clearly don't enjoy. Unlike us, they don't have the freedom to choose a different game. Unlike us, they don't have the opportunities to only play Destiny activities that they enjoy. Unlike us, they can't simply turn their console off when their minds are broken and tired from too much grinding.
No, instead they have to exist like some sort of Bangladeshi sweat-shop worker... collecting engrams, running endless strikes, and suffering what they find to be a joyless raid.
As a member of the entitled majority that has the privilege of being able to choose when to put down the controller, I say we join together and fight to extend the freedoms that we take for-granted to the lesser-privileged of our community. FREE EVERYONE FROM BUNGIE'S SHACKLES OF SERVITUDE!
*Shameless clan plug*
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/233098963/0/0
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1 ReplyThat's some edgy sarcasm bro. The game isn't perfect, accept it and realize bungie made some astonishingly stupid decisions
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2 RepliesI can already sense the 'special guardians' that didn't get the sarcasm.
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OMG. Now they're going to force us to fight for factions. When is this going to end Bungie? When is it going to end?
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Nice meme.
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Bro, after all the shot posts about really nothing I had lost faith in these fourms. This post right here fixes that. Great post. This game isn't perfect but is really fun. All this negativity is so dumb. Why should you get all loot for completing nothing? Goodness.
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Last time I checked, it was your choice the play the game not Bungie's.
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12 RepliesEdited by Lewie730: 9/21/2017 10:24:14 PMYou forgot this one! Bungie Confirms Same-Class Alts In 'Destiny 2' Are Being Hamstrung On Purpose via @ https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2017/09/21/bungie-confirms-same-class-alts-in-destiny-2-are-being-hamstrung-on-purpose/amp/ I don’t care, but maybe let people know ahead of time.
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4 RepliesOkay, the chest cooldowns are pretty stupid though. It's not like it's preventing exploits, it's just slowing down overall progress needlessly. All one gets from chests is tokens and the occasional engram. Why limit that?
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This should trigger a shitload of millennials. I love it!!!!
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Oh dear... naughty Bungie.
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Destiny 2 has more choices than ever to play what you want. I can't take this post seriously.
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3 RepliesBiggest gripe is that game is extremely boring with no replay ability.
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5 RepliesYou actually took time to post this? Lame.
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1 ReplyPetition to impeach Bungie. Sign here
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Got a chuckle out of me
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2 RepliesLol. Ok, that oversimplified a few things, but it was a little funny.
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I lol'd
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Game is good enough. Raid isn't exactly what I was hoping for, but I still haven't beaten it. I'll have a more accurate opinion once I complete it.
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5 RepliesI got one for you "WAHH BUNGIE DIDN'T GIVE ME A REACH AROUND WHILE I ALLOWED THEM TO INVADE MY -blam!-!!!" That's what I'm getting from your post.
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DOWN WITH THE TYRANNY!
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Thumbs up for the marxist satire.
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2 RepliesEdited by Shadow Artiste: 9/21/2017 11:06:02 PMEh, I was really disappointed I had to wade through that many paragraphs to have your Bungie-defending trope fizzle. I bet you think you're pretty clever.
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2 RepliesI just crack open a cold beer, and say "forget about it" [spoiler]then I go shoot aliens[/spoiler]
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Thought this was gonna be another post complaining about Micro-Transactions or something along those lines. I was pleasantly surprised when I opened this thread