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2/9/2017 8:26:18 PM
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Bungie pls fire mantis
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4 Replies[spoiler]Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.[/spoiler]
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23 RepliesEdited by Ninja Naranja: 2/10/2017 12:38:41 AM"So how did you lose your job?" "Some kid on the forum told my boss I should get fired" "makes sense"
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Couldn't agree more
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The mantis shrimp, or stomatopod, is a type of marine crustacean of the order Stomatopoda. Stomatopods branched from other members of the Class Malacostraca around 400 Mya.[2] The majority of Stomatopoda species grow to around 10 centimetres (3.9 in) in length. A few can reach up to 38 cm (15 in).[3] The largest mantis shrimp ever caught had a length of 46 cm (18 in) and was caught in the Indian River near Fort Pierce, Florida, in the United States.[4] A mantis shrimp's carapace (the bony, thick shell that covers crustaceans and some other species) covers only the rear part of the head and the first four segments of the thorax. Varieties range from shades of brown to vivid colours, as there are more than 450 species of mantis shrimp. They are among the most important predators in many shallow, tropical and sub-tropical marine habitats. However, despite being common, they are poorly understood as many species spend most of their life tucked away in burrows and holes.[5] Called "sea locusts" by ancient Assyrians, "prawn killers" in Australia[6] and now sometimes referred to as "thumb splitters" – because of the animal's ability to inflict painful gashes if handled incautiously[7] – mantis shrimps sport powerful claws that are used to attack and kill prey by spearing, stunning or dismemberment. In captivity, some larger species are capable of breaking through aquarium glass with a single strike.[8]
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Edited by the spicy one: 2/10/2017 6:42:08 PMWherever you work ... please fire this dude; just because I, some random person on the internet, said to.
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4 RepliesEdited by Misterhon: 2/9/2017 8:32:18 PMBungie pls ban Ezimatana! [spoiler]See what i did there? Good! Clever man...[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesSWIGGITY ∧_∧ ( ･∀･) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(＿) Swooty ∧_∧ ( ･∀･) ( Ｕ つ ) ) ) (＿)_) I'm ∧_∧ （ ･∀･) ⊂_へ つ (＿)｜ 彡 (＿) Coming ∧_∧ (･_･)っ (っ / Lﾉ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂(・＿・ ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty! ／ ＼ | ● ● | ＼ _ (•_•) <) )╯ When you're ready / \ ( •_•) <( (> Come and get it / \ (•_•) ~( )~ NA NA NA NA / \" (•_•) <) )- if you dont like / \ (•_•) /( (> the jellyhorn / \ (•_•)/ <) ) then gtfo / \ \(•_•) ( . (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) . )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( . (> then / \ (•_•) <) . )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( . (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ＼(`0`)/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER (•_•) <) )╯because I'm / \ ⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＿ ＼( •_•) F < ⌒ヽ A / へ＼ B / / ＼＼ U ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ L / / O / /| U ( (ヽ S | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／/ Yeet
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7 RepliesU have played this game for less than 3 days.....
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At least give valid reasons other than, "I said so".
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Muted.
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6 RepliesLol Year 3 Christmas noob.
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Please fire OP from his job. If he doesn't have one, give him one then fire him from it.
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1 ReplyWhy are we firing this dude exactly??
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BUMP :D
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1 ReplyYou know what I say to mantis .... [spoiler]GAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS ....[/spoiler]
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What do you care you hardly play destiny
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Give him a bonus imo. Finally someone with some sense.
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3 RepliesYes, Bungie should listen to someone with 62h played...
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Bump again
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Go fire yourself
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Raging liberal. His twitter feed is flooded with Hillary shit
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Hire the Panda, the Dragon Warrior.
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5 RepliesBut the real question, who is Mantis?
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Another pointless, and quite frankly, immature, troll post. Grow up kiddo.
