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Edited by Worticus:
7/4/2016 2:03:32 AM
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How should I conquer Russia???
Please help me in my quest to conquer Russia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thank you for all the support, I will soon wage war, if you want to enlist in the OTW(Off Topic Warriors) please comment down below
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyUse the kangaroos like tuan-tuans and you'll be good.
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3 RepliesRIP you
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1 ReplyGuys think about this for a second. Its all the kangaroos. Think about all the pouches he can hide in. Or how many times they can kick someone
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People of the OTW. We now face a new threat called the Soviet Bear. We must not kill him but capture him and send him to Uranus. Imprison his relatives and together we shall win!
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5 RepliesToo late, I already did it.
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6 RepliesInvade during winter (100% guaranteed tactic)
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3 RepliesYou won't.
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4 RepliesEdited by ExtraMusician19: 7/5/2016 10:32:27 PMCan I help with the war? If so please state what role I shall have
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1 ReplyI wanna join
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3 RepliesCan I be a Lieutenant?
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2 Replies*hands soapstone* Use this, to summon one another as spirits, cross the gaps between the worlds, and engage in jolly co-operation! Spot my summon signature easily by its brilliant aura. If you miss it, you must be blind!
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3 RepliesWe shall combine all of the options, it shall be a glorious battle
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4 RepliesI enjoyed this post. Have a cookie 🍪
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1 ReplyGot Trinity?
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8 RepliesWhatever you do, make SURE you invade in the Winter. That has always worked out for everyone else who has tried it.
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1 Reply
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Invade Yakutsk during winter.
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In Soviet Russia, Russia conquers you. Good luck with that.
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2 RepliesGive the kangaroos sniper rifles. Hopping and sniping seems to work pretty well.
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Look for your name on my other post
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2 RepliesChallenge Putin to jousting on bears while shirtless
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1 ReplyBy not invading Stalingrad in the middle of winter.
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People I have spoken with Putin and he's happy to be conquered. Tomorrow at sunrise we will move out. Prepare the divisions ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 RepliesWe'll need a tactical assault squad to infiltrate Putin's living quarters under a distraction from heavy infantry scattered amongst the country at key points. The object is to make them think we're attacking their resources, therefore causing them to focus on eliminating the obvious threat while the real threat creeps under their nose and puts a bullet in Putin's brain.
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5 RepliesBlitzkrieg
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4 RepliesCall the covenant.
