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6/28/2016 5:28:16 PM
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Guys I'm Desperate! Will Some Great High Skilled Players Help a Toilet Cleaner Get To The Lighthouse.
Guys i have been playing trials all day. My hands hurt from scrubbing shit off the sides off shit bowls all day and i can't play at my best!
Can some high ELO gods help me to the lighthouse? I am not rubbish, i just have cleaned too many sweaty ballbag patches from the front of toilet seats and i'm tired.
Take me to the lighthouse and i will entertain you with some tales from the skankiest poop gobblers in the country.
English
#Destiny
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2 RepliesEdited by banksquiat91: 6/29/2016 1:12:48 AMNvm...just seen that you don't even play trials lol.
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Edited by Venatria: 6/29/2016 11:55:34 PMthat's a weird name if I ever saw one.
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Yeaaaa. Every " Skilled" Person who will help you go flaw either wants you to look at their twitch or you have to pay them.
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I'll carry you in a closed garbage bag to the bathhouse
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I can carry you to Mordor...
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I would but bungie nerfed me
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I feel ya man
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12 RepliesEdited by Thorn: 6/29/2016 4:12:47 AMMe and Blitz took the person you're mocking, one of my best/favorite cards.
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11 RepliesHe's trying to make fun of some legitimate posts of people actually asking for help. Muted.
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After the vet card, here comes the "toilet cleaner" card
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This is class. xxx
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1 ReplyI've never been to the lighthouse, but if the toilet's there aren't clean, I'll think I'll stay home.
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3 RepliesI see Whatcha did there. I appreciate the dig - ppl using their status (a service record or a disability) as a crutch to be more "deserving" of a carry. That, or, well... Thanks for scrubbing?
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1 ReplyI'll carry you if you carry me.
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3 RepliesAre you sure the Lighthouse, located right next to the Sun, the largest natural open flame in the solar system, is the best place to go if you've been cleaning feces all day? ...Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies.
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Edited by GrimmL0rd87: 6/29/2016 5:56:53 AMWhat's ELO? Jw
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Edited by Synergy-Seven: 6/29/2016 5:53:33 AMI can carry you through Trials next week, just be prepared to get your hands dirty. [i]"Anyone can go to Iraq and kill a s*** n*****, real bravery is cutting your own d*** off."[/i] - Hilldawg Clinton
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I hate the internet
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1 ReplyFyi he's trolling my last post. Quite well actually lol.
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1 ReplyHERE I COME TO RUIN YOUR DAY!!!!!! Lol
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Even I would have a hard time carrying such a... Shitty... Player.
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I'm not a god but I'm fairly decent at the least, all my destiny friends have left destiny so I've been gradually building it up again. I'm on Xbox one as xXxHunter496xXx, but I'm not really the high Elo god you're looking for.
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4 RepliesWell your job is really shitty
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Oh my fellow custodian I know thy pain
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It came out like a wrecking ball!! I've never even poop that much!!
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1 ReplyLiking just for op's name
