"Trials of Osiris is cancelled for this weekend." What will they do without their Tryhards of Osiris to test their lagswitch-fu against one another? ... probably pollute the Strikes and Patrols in hopes of getting Exotic Engram Infusion Fuel, and piss off all the usual PvE players who wish the tryhards would go back to Mercury and stay gone. Edit: Wow. Sweaties are out in force in the forums tonight. They're so upset that they can't sweat all over each other to see who is the sweatiest of them all. Edit 2: Mmm... sweaty tears make the best soup. Keep it coming, all you Tryhards of Osiris. If I get enough, I can make a pot of soup large enough to end hunger in Kenya. Edit 3: All the salt from sweaties here is incredible. I've never seen anything like this! This is amazing! <- you read those last two bits in Lord Shaxx's voice. Edit 4: Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Sweaties. Edit 5: Sweaties... on the surface of my mind! I will endure! Edit 6: Zavala: "Guardians. We've picked up a High-Gain transmission. Origin Point: Somewhere within the Forums." -indistinct raging and salt- Ghost: "Those are sweaties, the bane of Destiny. If I'm understanding them correctly, it's just distress salt. There are so many angry kids out there, Guardian. It'd be a shame to stop baiting them." Edit 7: Something salty stirs in the depths of the forums. We can feel it. A sweaty abomination bred for unthinkable rage. We must pierce the veil of their summoning trials and destroy this creature. Before the sweaties unleash them upon us all. Edit 8: The Sweaties has no House. They kneels before no banner, owes allegiance to no Gamemode. They are Crybabies, and very good at it when they do-o-o-o. I have been tracking them since Clown Cartridge broke their chains, yes? Now Sweaties works for PVE, but not for long..." Edit 9: Ghost: "I can't believe the forum is intact- oh sweaties, it's covered in sweaties." Edit 10: Dinklebot: "We've awoken the sweaties!" As the most-liked comment in the thread, I bring you... Edit 11: The Sweaties will continue to claw at the walls of our community unless we strike them down. Beneath the ruins of the Forums, in the shadow of an old Mtn Dew bottling facility, we've located the House of Sweaties' basement and the Twitch streamer feeding them their strength. We must destroy this lifeless husk and send their souls screaming back to hell. - Ev1LDragonFly Edit 12: As of 12:43AM, Eastern USA time, 5/21/2016... we reached 100 upvotes, despite the angry sweaties and their downvotes. To commemorate, I bring you a video featuring [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enMReCEcHiM]the best Destiny character of all time[/url]. <- click there Edit 13: As of 3:21PM, Eastern USA time, 5/21/2016... we reached 200 upvotes, despite the angry sweaties and their downvotes. To commemorate the occasion, I bring you a Limerick. [spoiler]There once was a game mode called Trials. It was favored by most juveniles. But how could we forget? Kiddies just love to sweat. And end up acting like big steaming piles.[/spoiler]