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4/16/2016 10:30:18 AM
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What did you think Sex was when you were a kid?
Relevant: http://www.unilad.co.uk/pics/people-explain-what-they-thought-sex-was-as-a-kid-and-its-hilarious/
I got a boring story. As a kid I just thought sex was when a girl and a boy kiss.
But to make up for my boring story, I was actually scared of my own erections as a kid... Thought my penis would explode...
Well... Now just comment stuff below relevant to the topic...
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22 RepliesEdited by Pyrple II: 4/18/2016 10:29:36 PMSome weird Spanish dance where two people laid next to each other in bed and started snapping their fingers. I was close enough. Edit: The first time I thought of this was when I was about 5 years old and one of the girls on my street came over to visit me and my brother. At first she just talked to us but after a while she started talking about this other girl in our neighborhood named Mackenzie. This got her talking about sex and how she watched a TV show named [b]b[/b][i]u[/i][b]tt[/b] naked and then she asked me if I would have sex with Mackenzie, to which started me making a bunch of jokes that I don't remember saying. BTW both of those girls were 7 years old.
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2 RepliesI didn't think it was a thing. I thought that like around age 30 women just shat a baby out
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I honestly didn't know that there were three holes in a girl until I was 11 or 12. After I learned that, it kind of cleared everything up. I thought that you had to put it in their piss hole and that a baby would come out. Once I learned about the middle hole (I know what these holes are called, mind you. What I don't know is if saying them is bannable) I still thought that you had to put it in the piss hole and that it would come out the middle hole. That really confused me. Then we went over the slides again and I learned that you don't stick it in the piss hole. I also thought that you had to piss inside the girl. They were never clear on how to actually cum inside a girl. Thank goodness that porn cleared that up. [spoiler]This went in to a bit too much detail.[/spoiler]
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I just thought it was making out.
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6 RepliesI acctually kind predicted it... I thought that the penis was a key and the women had a keyhole, and it unlocked some cool treasure, but now I realize all you get is a kid
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1 ReplyI knew exactly what sex was. Forever. I learned when I was 3, and before that I had no thoughts on the matter. However, when I started looking at porn, orgasms scared the fúck out of me. First porno I saw I googled, "Big juicy pussy." And this video of Alaina Fox popped up. It was really hot, but then when she orgasmed she started crying and it really looked like she was in pain. The audio didn't help either. All that moaning and screaming. I thought the vibrator was some sort of torture device and she got off on the pain. I was 6 at the time.
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Knew about sex since I was like 4. I knew there was a hole but not the right kind. Imagine a really low belly button on the front of the crotch not the bottom.
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I was seven and i thought they somehow happened after the Mom and Dad got married, but then i realized that i was seven, and they had just celebrated their fifth anniversary...
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I knew what it was
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Don't know, but I remember I'd attempt to watch the scrambled porn at night. I just heard it :/
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1 ReplyPee in da butt
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1 ReplyA bee stinging a bird over and over. I was horrified at the mental image.
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When I was little I though girls could only take it from behind
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I thought that a sentient embryo-like thing was already in the girl's body and when she married the baby knew it was time to come out.
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5 RepliesI honestly thought babies were made by kissing and that all the baby stuff came from saliva. I soon noticed kids kissing and at the time I didn't think kids could have... well, kids. I soon rationalized that the special saliva doesn't activate until you're an adult. [spoiler]oh, how wrong I was [/spoiler]
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I never guessed [spoiler]I didn't have time, I discovered po[i][/i]rn when I was 9 [/spoiler]
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Kissing anyone naked tbh.
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3 RepliesMy Pastor says he's eradicating any evils inside me, and blessing me with a sacred holy substance. I'm so grateful to have him, we're both so exhausted after the cleansing ceremony, I don't know how I could stay true to my God without him. We usually finish the event with a make shift baptism in the shower, I always feel reborn the next morning.
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Leap frog
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Wireless
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Kissing and rolling around in bed (I was 5) ;-;
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I… don't think I thought it was anything other than sex to be honest. Or at least I can't recall thinking it was anything other than sex. Wasn't really relevant back then.
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You put the pee pee in the poo poo and later the lady pooped a baby out.
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2 RepliesWell I thought girls had penises too and sex consisted of a sword fight. I thought the only difference between male and females were longer hair and boobs. I learned the truth quick though by around 5 or 6.
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2 RepliesI don't remember. I do remember thinking babies came out the belly button though
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2 RepliesI never thought there was sex since I thought girls had male parts.
