They say one day people saw Shaxx wrestling with an anaconda for half an hour in the tower. Then they figured out he was jerking off. They say Lord Shaxx used to use FoH until he accidentally created the Hellmouth. They say Lord Shaxx's Sunbreaker actually breaks the sun. They say Lord Shaxx used Sunbreaker and wiped the entire map. Then he threw a hammer. They say Lord Shaxx's Ghost died once, then he resurrected it. With a roundhouse punch. They say Lord Shaxx's punch erases even gods from existence. They say Lord Shaxx is an almighty god, yet he chooses to remain in the Tower and train you puny weakling Guardians. If Shaxx is not our god, there is no god.