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Edited by muhammed:
11/13/2015 6:54:16 PM
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So my mom asked me to shower with her
My dad is gone and she has this thing about showering by herself. She said we could wear bathing suits. I don't know what to do
Edit: I'm about to do it. Got my trunks on. Wish me luck flood
Edit 2: so I just got out. I've seen enough pornos to where I didn't ask the wrong thing like should I was your back or whatever but she washed mine, trying to make it not as awkward I guess. Anyways she touched me a lot more than I think was appropriate but I kind of liked it. I might do it again tomorrow I'll let yall know
Edit 3: me being me, I showed my mom this post. She took my phone away from me. Needless to say she was pissed. Didn't think it was very funny. Oh well. Got my phone back. Can't really say anymore because she looks on here now. Sooooo yeah
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#Offtopic
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4 RepliesWelp time to get off the forums
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[u] [/u]
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What the shit ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o)
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OP is lettuce
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this is wrong on so many levels
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5 RepliesIncest is wincest
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1 ReplyToo much internet for today
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http://flipmeme.com/funny/rd5jhzV
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Does this mean I can finally call the plumber over and [i]not[/i] have it end in sexy times? I mean come on fam, you've been here 69 times and my toilet still doesn't work.
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Photos? Pics? Either way.
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5 RepliesInb4ban
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Pics or it didn't happen
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Edited by machine66: 11/11/2015 8:20:31 AMHahaha the fcked up shit in off topic never fails to amuse me hahaha
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I have seen enough hentai to know where this is going
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Lel top kek
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K so you like being in the shower naked with your own mum and like it when she touches you....... K den
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incest=wincest... not really but I had to say that sorry :D
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Incest is illegal just an FYI
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Best forums ever 10/10
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2 RepliesAre you white?
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8 RepliesOk this is gone be some 5 night at freadys bull 1 night ok 2 dicey 3 getting close 4 f uck 5 bat shit crazy
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This is bull
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2 RepliesI don't think OP will commit incest as long as he's not from Alabama.
