300 or invisible to me.
If you are below 300 you are completely invisible to me. I won't be making eye contact with you, and I won't be sharing my fire team slots with you anymore after the mockery I just witnessed running a nightfall pug. Not really a pug but rather a solo with random minimal effort 280 plebs.
As soon as I joined their fire team the other two shmardians (280 and invisible to me) were instantly blinded by my light level and trembling in awe before me. I could almost taste the jizz festering in the very chair they sat in.
When we got to Warsat they both honored my elite presence by immediately dying seconds after the first skip had arrived. So I calmly ignored their revivals as I made them watch a god complete their nightfall. At this point they were most likely bowing down and chanting sacred ominous hymns towards my exalted royalty.
When I killed the boss, they were obviously dead. And I didn't revive them so they could reap any beneficial engrams that I earned for them.
As ending stats got displayed, I had clearly made a mockery out of these so called 'guardians' they both had 30 kills to my 120.
At this point the game should of calculated the pure and sheer epic quality and craftsmanship of my mastery and booted them from RNG rewards screen and then further to a disconnect weasel error and granted me with both of their rolls.
Instead, via some sort of miracle through divine intervention I got shafted with a rare auto rifle named shit shooter which I knew would immediately get dismantled into 3 marks. Ehm. Ehm. While the other two tag along ride on my back 280 hitchhikers managed to get a Telesto. Ehm. and a Monte Carlo. Ehm.
Correct.
The 300 Supreme Club. It is [i]Awesome.[/i] Join, they said. The rolls will forever be in your favor, they said.
Edit: LOW GRIMOIRE, DONT CARE.
USLESS, DOESNT CONTRIBUTE TOWARDS ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE OR USEFUL IN ANY SITUATION OTHER THAN COLLECTING FOR THE SAKE OF COLLECTING. IT'S A NUMBER GOOD FOR BEING A NUMBER SO PEOPLE CAN TRY AND RIP ON YOU FOR NOT HAVING A HIGH ENOUGH NUMBER.
BECAUSE THAT HIGH GRIMOIRE IS HELPING YOU CLEAR END GAME. ITS A DAMAGE BOOSTER FOR SURE, DAMN GOTTA GET MY SHITMOIRE UP.
Shout out to all the 300+ elites killing it out there, keep up your game and don't let these below 300 averages bring your funk to a halt. You are all Gods amongst a weakling scrub army of shmardians.
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Obvious bait is obvious.
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2 RepliesEdited by TACCOMGUY: 9/23/2015 3:18:35 PMYou're at 298 scrub! You're only a true 300+ if you can hold that level even when switching your gear around.
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He's not a false he has the mida equipped so I think that changes things guys
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Hahah ok brag all you want about your light level, I'll still shit on you in the crucible after seeing your stats.
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2 RepliesNotice meeeeeeee...
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When u have a bad trip and then post some shit^
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Cool story bro
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Lol you aren't even 300...
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OP IS A FALSE 300 - Has less than 4000 Grimoire - Has only one level 40 Guardian - Still boasts about being apart of 300 - is A çunt
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I guess the daily ego boost from the school system hasn't kicked in yet.
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Biggest douchebag on the forums.
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Funny story
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3 RepliesOp here, loving the tears, keep them coming! Salty as f.uck! Wow!
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Your grimoire score hurts my eyes
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Btw your grimoire is terrible. I haven't even severely grimoire farmed and it's a thousand higher than you
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I'd rather play with scrubs that are nice than a dick that's good at the game. Maybe that's why I only have 296 light but it is a GAME for a reason [spoiler]you suck[/spoiler]
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Look, a dickhead in his natural habitat! Here he is, boasting to other people about how he has no life and doesn't acknowledge people who [i]actually[/i] have a life. Not very rare for his species. Carry on, you don't want to be infected.
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Yo, no raid gear? I cant see him. Tell me he looks like or scrub, or I swear by the love of RNG...
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Haha okay well most work myself up there then:D
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Supreme story bro. Calm down it's just a game....lol
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No raid gear? Who is this guy you guys speak of? I can't see him he's invisible to me.
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1 ReplyUr 300 on the dot. How long have u been waiting to make this post
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Pfft... Anyone below 310 is a n00b [spoiler]*sarcasm*[/spoiler]
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Yo mama
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Look at that nonexistent grimoire score. It's cute that you think you're all that. Your arrogance has all the hallmarks of "carried by your skilled and generous friends." Too bad you're too much of an ass to pay it forward.
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And now you're invisible to me too. /mute