300 or invisible to me.
If you are below 300 you are completely invisible to me. I won't be making eye contact with you, and I won't be sharing my fire team slots with you anymore after the mockery I just witnessed running a nightfall pug. Not really a pug but rather a solo with random minimal effort 280 plebs.
As soon as I joined their fire team the other two shmardians (280 and invisible to me) were instantly blinded by my light level and trembling in awe before me. I could almost taste the jizz festering in the very chair they sat in.
When we got to Warsat they both honored my elite presence by immediately dying seconds after the first skip had arrived. So I calmly ignored their revivals as I made them watch a god complete their nightfall. At this point they were most likely bowing down and chanting sacred ominous hymns towards my exalted royalty.
When I killed the boss, they were obviously dead. And I didn't revive them so they could reap any beneficial engrams that I earned for them.
As ending stats got displayed, I had clearly made a mockery out of these so called 'guardians' they both had 30 kills to my 120.
At this point the game should of calculated the pure and sheer epic quality and craftsmanship of my mastery and booted them from RNG rewards screen and then further to a disconnect weasel error and granted me with both of their rolls.
Instead, via some sort of miracle through divine intervention I got shafted with a rare auto rifle named shit shooter which I knew would immediately get dismantled into 3 marks. Ehm. Ehm. While the other two tag along ride on my back 280 hitchhikers managed to get a Telesto. Ehm. and a Monte Carlo. Ehm.
Correct.
The 300 Supreme Club. It is [i]Awesome.[/i] Join, they said. The rolls will forever be in your favor, they said.
Edit: LOW GRIMOIRE, DONT CARE.
USLESS, DOESNT CONTRIBUTE TOWARDS ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE OR USEFUL IN ANY SITUATION OTHER THAN COLLECTING FOR THE SAKE OF COLLECTING. IT'S A NUMBER GOOD FOR BEING A NUMBER SO PEOPLE CAN TRY AND RIP ON YOU FOR NOT HAVING A HIGH ENOUGH NUMBER.
BECAUSE THAT HIGH GRIMOIRE IS HELPING YOU CLEAR END GAME. ITS A DAMAGE BOOSTER FOR SURE, DAMN GOTTA GET MY SHITMOIRE UP.
Shout out to all the 300+ elites killing it out there, keep up your game and don't let these below 300 averages bring your funk to a halt. You are all Gods amongst a weakling scrub army of shmardians.
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1 Reply3400 grimoire and only one 300? You have no right to be an elitist scrub.
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"I could almost taste their jizz." .........lol *facepalm *
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1 ReplyYou won't be sharing your fireteam slot with me?? No!! Please!! Come back!! Don't leave me baby!! Honestly, nobody asked to join you. Why bother putting it out there to make yourself feel good?
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The sad thing is that 300 with all rare armor and 301 with all rare and 1 exotic...
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ELITIST FUKTARD
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304 light level... Notice me senpai!
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4 RepliesOP is a fgt
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I'm invisible?!?!? AWESOME!!!
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Thats what you get for being a d*ck
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304 scrub. Get out
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1 ReplyMy Titan > you all
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Yet your grimoire so low.
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3 RepliesSo is this why you dont look me in the eyes durring sex anymore...you are breaking my heart now..
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Lol his post is hidden
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300, signed
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Reported for being an asshole
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Nice jimmy rustling.
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Muted cuz dumb and offensive language.
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It's "should have" not "should of" you scrub.
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You make me embarrassed to be a 301. Muted.
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7 RepliesI'm sorry, I can't see you, you don't have a black spindle
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300 for lyfe. Ill be higher after today
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Obviously your parents didn't give you enough attention as a little boy, so you're mad at the world. Seek them little one, so you can grow up. I don't care what light you are, you're missing the point of the game. It's all about fun.
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Obvious bait is obvious.