300 or invisible to me.
If you are below 300 you are completely invisible to me. I won't be making eye contact with you, and I won't be sharing my fire team slots with you anymore after the mockery I just witnessed running a nightfall pug. Not really a pug but rather a solo with random minimal effort 280 plebs.
As soon as I joined their fire team the other two shmardians (280 and invisible to me) were instantly blinded by my light level and trembling in awe before me. I could almost taste the jizz festering in the very chair they sat in.
When we got to Warsat they both honored my elite presence by immediately dying seconds after the first skip had arrived. So I calmly ignored their revivals as I made them watch a god complete their nightfall. At this point they were most likely bowing down and chanting sacred ominous hymns towards my exalted royalty.
When I killed the boss, they were obviously dead. And I didn't revive them so they could reap any beneficial engrams that I earned for them.
As ending stats got displayed, I had clearly made a mockery out of these so called 'guardians' they both had 30 kills to my 120.
At this point the game should of calculated the pure and sheer epic quality and craftsmanship of my mastery and booted them from RNG rewards screen and then further to a disconnect weasel error and granted me with both of their rolls.
Instead, via some sort of miracle through divine intervention I got shafted with a rare auto rifle named shit shooter which I knew would immediately get dismantled into 3 marks. Ehm. Ehm. While the other two tag along ride on my back 280 hitchhikers managed to get a Telesto. Ehm. and a Monte Carlo. Ehm.
Correct.
The 300 Supreme Club. It is [i]Awesome.[/i] Join, they said. The rolls will forever be in your favor, they said.
Edit: LOW GRIMOIRE, DONT CARE.
USLESS, DOESNT CONTRIBUTE TOWARDS ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE OR USEFUL IN ANY SITUATION OTHER THAN COLLECTING FOR THE SAKE OF COLLECTING. IT'S A NUMBER GOOD FOR BEING A NUMBER SO PEOPLE CAN TRY AND RIP ON YOU FOR NOT HAVING A HIGH ENOUGH NUMBER.
BECAUSE THAT HIGH GRIMOIRE IS HELPING YOU CLEAR END GAME. ITS A DAMAGE BOOSTER FOR SURE, DAMN GOTTA GET MY SHITMOIRE UP.
Shout out to all the 300+ elites killing it out there, keep up your game and don't let these below 300 averages bring your funk to a halt. You are all Gods amongst a weakling scrub army of shmardians.
English
#Destiny
-
Lol I'm sorry but anybody who calls themselves a god I automatically cannot take seriously. Especially when they like to the taste of jizz haha
-
Well k
-
[quote]300 or invisible to me. If you are below 300 you are completely invisible to me. I won't be making eye contact with you, and I won't be sharing my fire team slots with you anymore after the mockery I just witnessed running a nightfall pug. Not really a pug but rather a solo with random minimal effort 280 plebs. As soon as I joined their fire team the other two shmardians (280 and invisible to me) were instantly blinded by my light level and trembling in awe before me. I could almost taste the jizz festering in the very chair they sat in. When we got to Warsat they both honored my elite presence by immediately dying seconds after the first skip had arrived. So I calmly ignored their revivals as I made them watch a god complete their nightfall. At this point they were most likely bowing down and chanting sacred ominous hymns towards my exalted royalty. When I killed the boss, they were obviously dead. And I didn't revive them so they could reap any beneficial engrams that I earned for them. As ending stats got displayed, I had clearly made a mockery out of these so called 'guardians' they both had 30 kills to my 120. At this point the game should of calculated the pure and sheer epic quality and craftsmanship of my mastery and booted them from RNG rewards screen and then further to a disconnect weasel error and granted me with both of their rolls. Instead, via some sort of miracle through divine intervention I got shafted with a rare auto rifle named shit shooter which I knew would immediately get dismantled into 3 marks. Ehm. Ehm. While the other two tag along ride on my back 280 hitchhikers managed to get a Telesto. Ehm. and a Monte Carlo. Ehm. Correct. The 300 Supreme Club. It is [i]Awesome.[/i] Join, they said. The rolls will forever be in your favor, they said. Edit: LOW GRIMOIRE, DONT CARE. USLESS, DOESNT CONTRIBUTE TO ANYTHING TOWARDS BEING MORE OP OR USEFUL IN ANY SITUATION OTHER THAN YOUR COLLECTING FOR THE SAKE OF COLLECTING. BECAUSE THAT HIGH GRIMOIRE IS HELPING YOU DEFEAT ORYX. ITS A DAMAGE BOOSTER FOR SURE, DAMN GOTTA GET MY SHITMOIRE UP.[/quote] It's a game it's not that serious try bragging about being successful in reality oh you can't besides look at you you never even finished your moments of triumph lol
-
That trials kd though... I sooooo want this guy on my team when trials comes back
-
This crap again? Get real.
-
Have you really never completed a public event?
-
2 Replies[quote] I could almost taste the jizz[/quote] [quote] I could almost taste the jizz[/quote] [quote] I could almost taste the jizz[/quote] [quote] I could almost taste the jizz[/quote] [quote] I could almost taste the jizz[/quote] [quote] I could almost taste the jizz[/quote] [quote] I could almost taste the jizz[/quote] ..... [quote] I could almost taste the jizz[/quote]
-
You know that in about 1-2 months from now, everybody in this forum will be 300+ right? Everyone is gonna reach the ''club'' rather quickly (just have to finish the raid one or two time actually, pretty damn easy) Can't say the same for 4600+ grimoire score. You are braggin the wrong number scrub.
-
Your hunter and your titan are looking mighty weak. 303 titan 302 warlock and a 299 hunter for me. And touch of malice:)
-
I am 301 but I am not in this plebeians club.
-
You sir are an arriviste of the most scurrilous kind. Good day to you sir!
-
Correction (girls are invisible to me)*
-
Edited by talhasen123: 9/24/2015 2:59:43 PMYou almost made me laugh kid. Nice try
-
28o is useless why did u try them
-
You shouldn't be telling the world you tasted someone's jizz..Unless that's what you're into
-
I enjoyed this. Not enough good satire threads anymore. I bet you are laughing and drinking up all the salty tears. Hats off
-
Them calcified fragments give grimoire and they give ToM and that really pounds crota so ye, grimoire matters a little bit now
-
What a loser.
-
1 ReplyYou could almost taste their jizz? So you know what jizz tastes like?
-
Yes, but your recent games are NOT invisible. What a bawbag
-
1 Reply8.87 raid kd lol
-
1 ReplyYour a cu.t but oddly I still like you
-
Muted.
-
Medal score below 1M? invisible to me… Muted
-
1 ReplyEdited by Orygamer: 9/24/2015 2:50:15 PMDear OP gets, according to it's stats : 1. Did not have 120 kills on SABER Nightfall. 2. Got 3400 grimoire 3. 15,8 of average K/D ratio You should not be such an elitist scrub. Edit : In fact, you did 117 kills, while the others did 57 and 40 kills. Your K/D ratio is 9.00, you died 13 times. Call yourself "god" again.
-
3400 grimoire hahahahahaha