You should give me ideas.
Edit: in a creative way
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#Offtopic
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You dont! Thats how homecomming works.
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Like bill cosbie said silence is golden but not moving at all is the best.... So sedate, tape and rap.... Could shoot up her family to and then ask ets pretty creative •͜ •
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6 RepliesGet a ton of baseball/tennis/softballs and write on then "I finally found the balls to ask you to homecoming." :P
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Just ask her?
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Edited by ItsAbadPlayer: 9/16/2015 4:26:19 AMSend her a pizza with it written inside the box.
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1 ReplyUse the toast/envelope method
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1 ReplyHave you tried the Toast/Envelope Method?
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I've found having a handgun can steer conversations whichever way I choose.
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Give her half of a stick of butter and say you are my butter half will you go to home coming with me
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1 ReplyStep 1: Walk up behind her Step 2: wait for her to drop something Step 3: when she is fully bent over hump her Step 4: she is yours forever
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Graffiti her house,"hoco?"
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Hey [insert name here], I have vodka. Want to get trashed with me before the homecoming game?
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Be these things
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Get schwifty
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4 RepliesPut some pictures of your penis in her locker.
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Get a ship, a crew, and some weapons. Then go to her house with all this stuff and raid her house and take her with you and hold her hostage.
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Shoot her in the face and ask.
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1 ReplySay "Hi, I'm Ethan, do you want go to homecoming with me the easy way or the hard way?"
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1 ReplyBe like "you know why I'm here.... Homecoming?" And Hand her a bag of skittles [spoiler]make sure you have a picture of Marshawn Lynch on a poster with that quote[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyGet her to visit #Offtopic. Next to all the neck beards and horny edgelord teens, you'll look [i]golden.[/i]
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2 RepliesBite her to show your dominance. Knock her out and steal her kidney. Ask her to homecoming with the kidney. Put on a life jacket so you don't drown in pussay.
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Step 1.) Ask the girl to homecoming.
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1 ReplyStep one: don't ask the internet how to ask out a girl
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3 RepliesToast/envelope
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Do you talk to her often or at least semi-frequently?
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2 RepliesHi, want to go to homecoming? There you go, the mystery of talking to the opposite sex has been solved.