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Edited by Ninjabird00:
5/7/2016 3:07:07 AM
2155
I am reviving my marriage thread. Come get a spouse!
[u][b]Read the rules before posting[/b][/u]
Don't be too specific and don't name anyone. For example: "I want Jennifer Lawrence" will get you ignored.
Tell me if you want a guy or girl. Don't tell me your gender just tell me what you want.
Any mention of tits, boobs and you will get someone unattractive. The same thing will happen if you refer to girls as bitch, slut and so on. If you comment normally then I will give you someone nice
You are allowed one male, one female or a male/female couple. No two wives or two husbands.
If you want a new spouse then you need to get a divorce and say why you got one.
When you know the rules please post and we'll begin.
Edit: I forgot to mention that if you want an anime girl I will give you one.
Edit: I can't keep track of everyone so if you want another wife then tell me you got a divorce first.
Edit: 6500 replies!
Edit: Make sure to tell me you got a divorce before asking for someone new.
Edit: Need to clear something up "Girl who likes anime with black hair and green eyes with good personality" is too specific and if I see this again I will just give you a random girl.
Edit: New change, any mention of ass or booty and you get someone ugly. And more more saying "assets" to me that means ass and boobies and if I see that you know what you'll get.
Edit: [b]NO INANIMATE OBJECTS [/b] I don't give a -blam!- if you're into attack helicopters.
Edit: If it doesn't come from me ignore it. And for those who think it's funny to hijack my thread you could make your own thread and you can marry people to toasters for all I care.
Edit: No longer accepting the cheating excuse. Come up with something different.
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#Offtopic
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1 ReplyWhy not
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4 RepliesGreen eyes and red hair is all I ask
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3 RepliesLet's see her!
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1 ReplyI'll take a female
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1 ReplyAre you the real bird
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2 RepliesGirl, someone amazing
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4 RepliesI just want a doctor that can save my friend's life. Her heart and lungs are failing, and she only has five months to live if she doesn't get replacements.
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3 RepliesJus a girl
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1 ReplyMy wife choked on a potato. Need a new one.
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2 RepliesFemale. Preferably blue eyes.
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2 RepliesNeed guy other drank some bleach
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Need a woman with two boobies. Blue-footed ones.
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14 RepliesEdited by Nebulrike: 12/27/2015 9:08:23 AMFit girl with tits [spoiler]the birds that are called tits[/spoiler]
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Edited by NotADog: 1/5/2016 3:46:45 AMI got a divorce I need a new wife
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Female please my good sir
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Divorced due to her wired fetishes Anime girl pls
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1 ReplyAlright A girl please
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1 ReplyMay I has one?
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1 ReplySure. Female, please.
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2 RepliesA traitor
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3 RepliesI need a girl with a high KD and WL
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6 RepliesA cute trap.
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1 ReplyA gamer girl
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4 RepliesA girl who isn't a [b][i][u]dirty synth[/u][/i][/b]
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A TR-8R or apache attack helicopter those get me off
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1 ReplyA girl who knows the importance of memes.[spoiler]You meme the world to me baby...[/spoiler]
